😂 okay first of all, while i’m flattered, i feel i must demur and say that i am not THEE cockles expert, i am only A cockles expert. plenty of other people know more than me, i just compiled what i do know.

that said, this is a great challenge, because it’s pretty hard to narrow it down to just three! i suppose i’ll have to go with just to most unbelievably blatant of spectacles that i don’t know how anyone can explain away.

1: the infamous anal sex fart joke. the joke is literally that misha fucked jensen’s butt too loose for him to fart normally. this is apparently a common joke among mlm, and i have been told that jensen mimicked the sound perfectly. 

also, his face after he said it. that’s a dude who’s practically glowing, but also can’t believe he just outed himself for a fart joke.

2. straddlegate. i really don’t know how anybody can no-homo a guy needlessly throwing himself down on the floor so his “buddy” can straddle him and mime choking him while calling him a “sexy little bitch”, and then doing the world’s worst job at covering up his erection from it.

3. when i say that they’re exhibitionists, i mean that they’re fuckin exhibitionists.

bonus: it’s more subtle, but i’m not sure how one could hetero this kind of tender hand lovemaking.

Please do not think about the motion of Jared’s hips in the first gif. For your own safety.