hey. X here. just wanted to check in. i’m not dead, i’ve just been hanging else where that’s not tumblr, and i sort of forgot that i put a return date for this blog. not sure if i’m ready to come back, but do understand that i really miss all of you. 

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           “ FIRST THINGS FIRST —— I’m still gonna take the front lead on the covers … SECOND, when we enter a room, you go first; breasts do wonders for grand entrances … THIRDLY, this is still MY world, regardless of us merging into one nasty fuck fest. Continuity ? What the FUCK is that ? “

          “ First things FIRST, who stuck a pole up your ass? SECOND, of course. And THIRD, it was already a fuck fest to begin with. “

Being scared was, perhaps, an understatement.

“Ummmm, will I be coming back?”

    “ Well, duh... I’m not out to kill you. This guy.... “

-----She stands up, then wipes the blade against her leg before sliding it back into a sleeve wrapped to her calf.

The dismissiveness exploited everything. He’s close to apologizing, but that wouldn’t fix anything.

“If you need to talk you can.” There’s not much he can offer other than a hug, and a listening ear. For some that may be enough. But he’s uncertain of Wanda needs. Hell, Wanda may not even know.

   “ Aww, hun, you know I got too much to talk about.                                                 Never enough time to to speak it. “

     Thank fuck. Somewhere Wade always knew she was going to come back in some way, but that didn’t make anything easier on him. It’s been years since she died, and a lot has happened since then. His memory was foggy, and he was still catching up on the world. Still, it’s good to see a familiar face. His posture straightened, and his mask crinkled in a smile.

     “ I was wondering when you’d show up! I mean it takes a while to come back from being exploded. Did you come here to tell me you’re not dead? ”

     Well, even if she didn’t, she definitely would keep him from making any more drunk prank calls while she’s here.

-----And it sure did take a long ass time. Also, without the Bea, it took even LONGER for her to get anywhere. She’s been trying to find her way back to her own dimension first, and then find Wade. Though, it seems like it’s the other way around. Not that she minded. Wanda’s equally relieved to see him. 

 “ If only there was a REAL Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,        because that would have been great. Thank God I found        you though, I meant to come find you after I got home, but        what a pleasant surprise. “

pre-established relationships | accepting (kinda) ! !

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance / pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

     “ Not long enough, ” was the quick response as soon as Wade saw who else was poking around the abandoned theater. He couldn’t figure out why, but he knew this place, and felt the need to keep people away from it. There were huge holes in his memory, but the ponytail and signature red suit were unmistakable. Wait, wasn’t she dead? Is this a joke?

     “ So, two options: I had thirty drinks and ordered a lady in a Deadpool suit, or you’re Wanda. Please tell me you’re Wanda. I’ve been trying to cut back on the drunk prank calls. ”

             “ Wade... “

-----Wait.Dead? Oh right... That was a thing. Granted, her memory of that dreadful time was very blurred. One eye squints slightly, and she lets out a hard exhale. You know what they say----

             sticks and stones may break your bones,              but a cell can grow back into a full person if you have a healing factor !

She didn’t expect THIS Wade to be here, but consider it a pleasant relief.