WELCOME TO HALLOWEENTOWN..
🎃 - Our muses go to the pumpkin patch
🔪 - Our muses carve pumpkins
🍁 - Our muses go on a hayride
🎭 - Our muses watch a scary movie
😏 - Our muses get frisky in costume
🔮 - Our muses make a visit to a fortune teller
🏙 - Our muses go on a haunted tour of their city
😴 - Your muse wakes mine up from a scary dream
BELOW THE CUT, YOU CAN FIND A COLLECTION OF MEMES TO HELP YOU SETTLE INTO THE BRAND NEW HALLOWEENTOWN..
❝ Do you want to see something strange? ❞
❝ Do you want to play a game? ❞
❝ I see dead people. ❞
❝ Do you like scary movies? ❞
“Love your costume. What made you choose it?”
“Are you sure you want to go into that haunted house?”
“Don’t you think you’re a little too old to be trick-or-treating?”
“What’s your favorite scary movie?”
“Have you ever been kissed in a pumpkin patch?”
“I told you we should have done couple's costumes.”
“Guess I’m the little devil on your shoulder, huh?”
“I like to think of myself as the angel on your shoulder.”
“Are you sure you’re okay? We can leave if you want.”
“I hate bobbing for apples. It’s always such a mess.”
“Just shut up and kiss me.”
“Shut up, that’s not what I meant.”
“Stop using the Dracula accent, it’s not cute.”
“What are you even supposed to be?”
❝ Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. ❞
❝ Yes, ooo, ahh, it always starts out that way, and then comes all the running and screaming. ❞
❝ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? ❞
❛ you say beetlejuice three times. and i’ll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. ❜
❛ that’s your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. ❜
❛ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. ❜
❛ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! ❜
❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜
❛ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. ❜
❛ i think we’re being followed. ❜
❛ i said, look behind you. ❜
❛ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? ❜
❛ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. ❜
❛ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die. ❜
❛ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. ❜
❛ it’s just a mask, don’t worry! ❜
❛ have you picked out a costume yet? ❜
❛ i can read your fortune. it says you’re a nerd. ❜
❛ get in loser, we’re going to spirit halloween. ❜
❛ i came here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat. ❜
❛ i don’t think we should be here. ❜
❛ what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜
❛ i’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. ❜
❛ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. ❜
❛ do not say we should split up. ❜
❛ did the eyes in that painting just move? ❜
❛ i think it’s found us. ❜
❛ scared? i’m not scared. ❜
❛ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❜
❛ whatever you do, don’t look behind you. ❜
❛ i think i’m getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. ❜
❛ ...and they were never heard from again. ❜
❛ why does that grave have your name on it? ❜
❛ i could really go for a hot chocolate right now. ❜
❝ No one trusts anybody now, and we’re all very tired. ❞
❝ Get away from her you bitch! ❞
❝ Come play with us, forever, and ever, and ever. ❞
❝ You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it. ❞
❝ Smile, you son of a bitch! ❞
❝ Take her, not me. ❞
❝ The moment you die will feel exactly the same as this one. ❞
❝ Nobody gets what they deserve, not in this place, they just get whatever hurts the most. ❞
❝ Don’t you want to be fully consumed by what loves you? ❞











