Caprese Cookie Complains About Her Job

Hey everyone. I’d figure I’d post a little bio here to introduce myself. 

My name is Caprese Cookie, head of the Time Balance Department’s Multiverse Research Division. (technically a subdivision of the Time Analysis Division). It’s hard to keep track of how long I've worked here, exactly, but I was hired around the same time as Coffee Candy Cookie. 

I’m one of the Director’s special hires, selected for my expertise on humans and experience traveling to universes outside of the TBD’s primary jurisdiction. Special hires are Cookies selected for proficiency in specialized skills (or bootstrapped nepotism. not naming any names but…)

“How did a Cookie manage to get a tumblr blog? This is a human website.”

I have access to a human and stole her login information. It’s fine, I promise. 

“Isn’t TBD related information and training data confidential?”

Probably. But promise me y'all won’t snitch to Dark Fondue Cookie. 

This blog is open for asks! I’ll try to answer what I can. 

“yknow, i hope we have good radiation shielding on that thing.”

(OOC)

Hey so given some stuff that happened i feel like i should probably explain what this blog really is.

I do, in fact, have a stressful understaffed job where we have to deal with sensitive/classified information and also stuff that is somewhat high stakes. I am not allowed to really go into details but I very much like to complain, so changing just enough information to fictionalize real problems without directly saying what I do for a living is a bit of an outlet.

Things genuinely get kind of chaotic to the point where I have dissociate just a little bit in order to not go completely insane, but there was a point where trealing real events as fake and fictional events as real kind of scrambled my brain a bit. I did have a mild mental breakdown that I left on the blog in the assumption no one would notice, but apparently some people did so I want to apologize for anyone who got concerned by that. I am fine but I did remove those posts and will try not to post stuff when I’m in a genuine state. I’ll also try to pace myself and queue more stuff when applicable.

I do want to make it clear that this blog does help as an outlet overall. Everyone here had an incredibly chaotic day yesterday and under normal circumstances I probably would have just lost it, but having something to mentally fall back on does actually help.

Feel free to interpret the posts on this blog however you like. Some of these posts are venting about real issues and some of these posts are just writing exercises. I can’t always articulate the grey areas that well (especially if i’m busy or stressed out) but if you’re ever unsure you can talk to me directly.