The Adventure Zone Shitpost Generator

I saw all of merle's plant fetish all at once

That was my grandfather's Barry Bluejeans’s Very Blue Jeans

Oh shit, sweet Garfield the Deals Warlocks

We have Greg Grimaldis to thank for the nightmare scenario

So what you're saying is, Aubrey Little is gonna kill us with a ruff boi?

Maybe the seventh relic was really the Chug 'n' Squeeze all along?

*Merle Voice*hey kid, have you heard the good word of Beacon?

Minerva invented the Starblaster, tweet it!

Abra-ca-Aubrey's dating the grim reaper boots-you!

And that word might be the hardest thing to stomach. His final word his final thought: chopping off robot arms

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Lucretia-Your WLW Mom-?

Racing battlewagons?! Really? Right in front of my salad?

Hot diggity shit, that is a baller blupjeans

We've chosen the perfect person for this, it's like sending a mildly eloquent NERDS IN SPACE in!

You: The IPRE. Me, an intellectual: 1999 party points

I'M A FULLY REALIZED Justin Mcelroy! FUCK!

Jesus, and his terrible go-gurt!