Taylor Faith

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

‘The Customer is Always Right’ was almost certainly coined by someone who had 0 interactions with actual customers.

what;s the point of having animals if you won’t let them on the furniture, you stupid bitch

chaotic evil

I love this and I think it’s especially great when you know that on the show kitchen nightmares, where this is from, Gordon goes out of his way to establish a rapport with servers because they are the ones who have to deal with angry and upset customers when the food sucks. This server has been serving shit food to people who give her shit for it, probably for sub minimum wage, possibly for years, and now she has the chance to expose the people who put her in that position in front of a celebrity chef on national television and I think we can all share in her glee. She’s not just chaotic evil, she’s a working class hero.

Idk i always read this as an example of chaotic good, not chaotic evil. She’s doing the right thing for the right reasons while breaking established “rules” by her bosses.

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”

When you’re hair is thick there’s a fine line between “gorgeous vibrant bounce” and “holy fuck it’s Hagrid”

u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers

me at the dentist :/

shut up

It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood

I can smell it

^^^^moth balls and soap sets

Granny perfume.

my childhood

Do u ever have an inside joke with urself