The Phantom of the Opera: A Summary
Lot 666- a chandelier in pieces
DUUUNNNN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN
Carlotta is singing- help our ears
*curtains and stuff falls*
“HE’S HERE. THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA”
Christine sings a song that totally isn’t about her childhood sweetheart
Said childhood sweetheart applauds during song
Christine: gets changed on stage for the 2nd time in 15 minutes
Christine and Meg: *are confused about the angel of music*
Raoul: *even though it’s like 10 years ago, ily little lottie*
*that e6 which you’re never gonna hit*
*seductive singing from seductive masked male*
This song might be about sex
The last verse is definitely about sex
Christine: WHOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED YOUR MASK IS GONE
Phantom: warns everyone and tells them to follow his instructions
Raoul: dismisses her fears as childish
Raoul and Christine: confess undying love for each other
Phantom: I just came out to have a good time and am honestly feeling so attacked right now
IIMMMM GONNA SWIIIIINNGGG FROM THE CHANDELIEEERRRR
A masquerade? When there’s a masked murderer? Really?
Phantom: surprise b$%#. Bet you thought you’d seen the last of me
Christine: dead dad I’m really confused. Wtf is going on? I miss you I just want ten cats and Netflix
*performing phantoms opera*
*piangi replaced by phantom*
*real good plan from Raoul and the managers that is totally not foolproof*
*seductive singing from Christine and Phantom*
This song is definitely about sex
*phantoms mask and wig removed*
*foolproof plan is not foolproof*
“Keep your hand at the level of your eyes”
*christine forced into wedding dress and given ring*
“Christine pls love me. No one else does”
“Id feel sorry for you if you weren’t evil”
*confusing multi melody song that you can’t decide what part to sing*
Christine: kisses phantom
Phantom: stay with your pathetic excuse of a lover
“GO NOW. LEAVE ME. GOOOOOO”
*dramatic chord progression*
[the sequel most people ignore]
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