Not today Justin
Stranger Things
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almost home
Discoholic 🪩
Product Placement
we're not kids anymore.
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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DEAR READER
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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The Witch (2015)
I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.
Everytime I see a forced heterosexual love interest I lose a year off my life
I’m like screaming at Ice Age being in this
DIEGO IS GAY AND IN LOVE WITH SID THE SLOTH #TRMOJAS
“pshh ill totally have the motivation to do that thing tomorrow, lemme just push it off for a bit” says i, the person with chronic depression, never been motivated a day in my life
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Favorite Person™: *responds in one word answers, doesn't seem to enjoy being around me*
Me: incredible. I Love To Die
literally…..a masterpiece
My shit
They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing
did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.
Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!
😢 so cute!!!!
yes yes yes! ☺️
There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!
I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man
Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch
look at him
friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches…
use your powers for good not evil kids
anyways. *goes back to reading conspiracy theories*
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Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime
also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver
“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that
Perfect
you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class
“maybe they poisoned you” maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g
OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY
My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.
“did I lock the door-”
captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door
I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.
I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady
“god hates you because you don’t believe in him” “your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone” “everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”
thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off
I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.
What I look for in a guy:
Messy hair
Extreme puppy eyes
IQ above 180
Ability to pull off grandpa clothes
Works for the FBI
Is Spencer Reid
I’m looking for Spencer Reid
Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.
I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space
This is probably my favorite character movie entrance ever! I laugh everytime.
My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.
A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.
The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…
OH MY GOD
I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart
I love octopuses so, so much.
@_@
I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.
Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.
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plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over
Now this sounds lit
