i'm sorry snape lovers but this is what canonical snape is
I need that audio clip where the girl sings THATS MY TYPE

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i'm sorry snape lovers but this is what canonical snape is
I need that audio clip where the girl sings THATS MY TYPE

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Of course not, Potter, you idiot. I... have sensitive skin
i say this with all the love in the world, iâm glad that people make silly AUs of their favorite characters/ships, i think itâs a good thing to create and it makes me happy to see it. HOWEVER. some of the AUs iâve seen make the characters so unrecognizable that itâs like, iâm not even sure what youâre getting out of this. like, what if Draco was a mouse and Harry was a kia sorento. what if.
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Title: For I Have Found Salvation Author: ??? Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape Prompt: Wildcard Rating: Explicit Word Count: 7.1k Warnings/Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Priest Severus Snape, Parishioner Harry Potter, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Catholicism, Secret Relationship, Catholic Guilt, Blasphemy, Church Sex, Kneeling, Priest Kink *more tags on AO3* Summary:Â
Severus is a priest, and Harry is the parishioner who may just make him break his vows of celibacy.
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Hi. Hey. Hello.
So I made a thing.
A filthy blasphemous thing filled with religious imagery, young virgin Harry, and Priest Severus with a kneeling kink.
So yeah.
Go check it out.
(Thank you to the wonderful mods!! This was my first time writing a full length Snarry fic and, well, I certainly had a good time đ. Shoutout to @givereadersahug for the hype, @danpuff-ao3 for guessing me almost immediately, and @tax-onomic for making this story 1000% better đ)
I can't say enough good things about this fic đ It was so much fun to play around with ideas, and then seeing what lumosatnight came up with for a storyline...absolute magic!! I never knew we needed filthy priest/parishioner Snarry but we definitely did, and here it is, and it's glorious. Hallelujah!!

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fragments: 06 (snarry)
[I'm clearing out my incomplete wips and posting fragments that might stand alone as a bit of an amnesty of old projects. This is part of that series.]
In the dark, with the pale light of the candle in one hand, he turns the pages of his sketches, watching Potterâs form appear over and over again in endless repetition. A shoulder in dark charcoal, a thigh in graphite. Gleaming and bright, perfectly captured in light and shadow. One and other. A sketch evokes the scene for him, the hot, dusty air of his studio, windows cast wide to release the fumes of oil paint and linseed oil, the drape of cloth at Potterâs waist, the perfect arc of his spine as he stretches, the impish grin as he yawns and ducks Severusâ censure. A saint of his very own, half-clad in only loose silk. A man would have to be a saint to resist; Severus has never been accused of being a saint.Â
He has been accused of other things. Witchcraft, at times. Devil worship. The devoted of Baphomet. Those he didnât mind. Worse yet, the Prince accuses him of being a monk. Each visit, the Prince comes to review the progress of the picture, stepping with clear disdain into the spare, sparsely furnished room. His displeasure extends to every corner: the bottles and jars of curious specimens, preserved for future study, the cadavers Severus buys from the city, removing them for dissection and anatomical interest, the cheap wine Severus has to offer, watered down. He curls his lip at the wine and shakes his head at Severusâ appearance, wearing the same threadbare black doublet and cloak, same black tights, all poorly and dearly mended over and over and over again. The high-necked collar of Severusâ shirt is sorely out of fashion; the Prince clucks. âDo you expect to be a monk, Severus?âÂ
The body has a price. Everything has its price, everything charges admission. The price of his body is want. He curses himself and the hard furious thing between his thighs.Â
Begin here, with the sketch, with the underpainting. The saint, with all of Potterâs lithe, loose grace, is posed bound, his wrist tied to the trunk of a tree, his stomach sucked in and convex, as if caught on the inhale. His eyes, the bright green of chlorophyll, turned upward to Heaven as if in both supplication and reproach. Severus spreads the paint, building layers of smooth, pale skin, bared to archers and Heaven alike. Two arrows pierce him, penetrate him, wounding the perfect spread of flesh, taking the first bite of the feast.Â
To paint, Severus will prime and stretch a coarse linen canvas, then prepare the surface with a smoothly ground gesso made of gypsum and animal skins. This color, this brilliant color. This is the only color he allows himself. He applies the paint in careful, thin layers, building up depth and texture piece by bright piece. For the saintâs draped loincloth, he paints a layer of deep, brilliant red to enhance the future ultramarine hue. Blue, he thinks, is the most appropriate shade. Blue, the color of the Virginâs cloak and tears alike.Â
Take all that wretched want within you, Severus, and make something beautiful out of it.
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Euphemia Black has problems: she's starting Hogwarts at fifteen, for one thing. Oh, and she accidentally travelled 100 years into the past, for another. Her new best friend is obsessed with the Dark Arts, and she's starting to develop feelings for his best friend...
It's a mess. But maybe fate sent her here for a reason. Can Euphemia stop Sebastian from spiraling into madness? Can she find a way to save Anne from a deadly curse?
Endgame Ominis/MC, not quite canon-compliant, angst/fluff/humor, references to 80's music, rated M for smut.
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The Way Death Clutches At Life
Rating: E
Warnings: None
Category: M/M
Fandom: Harry Potter
Relationship: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Additional Tags:
Snarry-A-Thon22
Hurt/Comfort
Grief/Mourning
First Time
Nightmares
Resurrection Stone (Harry Potter)
St Mungo's Hospital (Harry Potter)
Grim Reaper - Freeform
Summary:
Death is permanent, unless it is not.
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Harry, Vanished
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Category: M/M
Fandom: Harry Potter
Relationship: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Additional Tags:
Hurt/Comfort
Severus Snape Lives
Being Lost
Self-Exile
House of Snarry Server's Snarry AUctoberfest 2021
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Summary:
âYou vanished yourself?â Snape asked in disbelief.
âI know, I shouldnât have. I just wanted to know where vanished objects go."
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This Is Not An Exit
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Category: M/M
Fandom: Harry Potter
Relationship: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Additional Tags:
Snarry-A-Thon22
King's Cross Station (Harry Potter)
First Kiss
Horcruxes
Summary:Â
Itâs Snape, not Dumbledore that Harry meets at Kingâs CrossâŚ
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Itâs A Start
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Category: M/M
Fandom: Harry Potter
Relationship: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Additional Tags:
Redemption
Forgiveness
Snarry-A-Thon22
Summary:
Petunia spotted them - her eyes sliding from Harry to Severus, her mouth making the most comical 'O' Harry had ever seen, and then she shrieked.
"Severus Snape!"
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