remember when the porn ban was happening and everyone was moving to different sites and someone made a forum called tumblr 2 and tumblr sent a cease and desist signed by david karp with the shittiest elementary school cursive signature youve ever seen bc i think abt that a lot

we need more jerk off scenes but ones that are depressing, pathetic, and lame. I wanna see the next it boy sobbing and stroking his shit face down

I love how anti-vaxx don't seem to understand that the body reacting to a virus is what the fucking body does naturally when a foreign microbiological agent is injected into the body.

Accurate

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet