Parlor’s Open!

He was never really into it after I chopped down a tree to make my new Thneed-Ink.

I haaaaaaaaave, a mini valley on my left shoulder I got when I first came here! I have a pink rose with some thorns below it, I have a painted skull on my right shoulder, a Humming Fish in the style of Koi fish I got around the time I came to the valley below that, the Roman numerals for 1972 and 2012, the word “unless” on the back of my neck, musical notes across my back, a star on my stomach, aaaaaand a little Barbaloot head above my heart. That’s from when I first came, too. In case you can’t tell, this place was really inspiring.

Kinda depends on what you’re looking for! Small, medium, large, where you want it, the complexity, color or no color... there’s tons of stuff to consider. Buuuuut I like to think I’m fair.

Hey there! Welcome to the parlor!

We are oooooopen!