Fuck Me Up

I used to think I hated realistic fiction because I hated romance, but it turns out I’m just a lesbian and I find straight people super boring

it’s like i always say: fuck

We push so hard for every pet owner to spay/neuter their pets and adopt because of over population in shelters but we don’t encourage humans to do the same when we have an over population problem.

IT REALLY SUCKS THAT NO ONE THINKS YOU’RE STRUGGLING UNLESS YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE DYING ON THE OUTSIDE.

A bra is really just a boobie trap.

If another man/woman is able to steal your significant other away from you, they probably did you a favor.

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

Respect girls who are virgins respect girls who suck 7 dicks at a time respect girls who don’t like dick respect girls who have dicks

your interpretation of me isnt who i am