Reclusive Guardian

Hey, if you're traumatized, I have advice for you: expose yourself to the source until you're desensitized. Don't be a quitter.

My family and I will starve to death but I think this is a good investment.

It is. Me and my one singular friend will use this money to buy snacks.

Highly unfortunate. I'm sure I'll survive, but it'll be hard. I'm glad you have friends, though.

Especially without those three dollars.

Can I be honest? I would LOVE to see posts about people bothering you.

Well unfortunately for you, Ajna and I have been out and about, so I'm not staying in my very botherable house in the forest at the moment.

You flatter me. What kind of posts are you making, though? Since they're for those of us with strong wills only.

It's mostly posts like this. And occasionally I complain about people bothering me. I know, hold your applause.

Sooo am I special or does everyone get this one time fee?

Well I obviously wouldn't offer to post for just anyone. My posts are only for those who can really handle them.

Is this a one-time payment or do I have to subscribe? I have a family to feed.

It's one time. I'm cruel, I'm not completely ruthless.