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I love the Mentalist but some days I wonder if the writers wrote down the names of all the characters that could have been Red John, put them in a jar, and picked one at random.

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DA2 - Act 3 past companion quests, running with Fenris, Anders and Merill is pure torture.
I'm sure that Fenris has got some terrible approvals too, but holy shit Anders, that was low.
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Next time I will create a male Knight Enchanter who is not romancing Cullen, I must. For now, here is my 287th female Artificer Archer who is romancing Cullen, my favorite so far, I absolutely love her. But next time....

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Playing as an archer Hawke this time around, which seemed redundant since there are three companion rogues in the game, two of which are better archers. But I love not having to run towards enemies, imobilising enemy mages, keeping my distance from bosses, going kung-fu master to enemies that are nearby, keeping an eye on the battlefield and quickly taking out the enemies that are attacking my mages... But most of all, I like how fitting the name is. Hawke.
favorite da2 battle lines in no particular order
i'm listening to a compilation by danaduchy on youtube rn so
literally every fenris line bcs everyone else is YELLING and he's just speaking in his regular quiet-ish voice. king what are you saying i can't HEAR YOU
except for when hawke goes down. THEN he's loudly upset.
"hawke's down! time to panic!" (isabela)
"the tame elf is down" (varric - what the fuck omg don't call fenris that)
"your pet elf has fallen" (carver - WHAT THE FUCK OMG DON'T CALL FENRIS THAT)
"that moody mage is down" (aveline)
"ugh, can someone pick up fenris please?" (merrill)
"isabela's on the ground... appropriately" (aveline - HELLO?!?!?!?)
"merrill! oh, blood mages are so dramatic" (isabela)
"aveline has fallen?" (fenris - why is this a question babe)
"they got whatshisname, the mage" (varric - i continue to believe he doesn't know anders' name until act 3)
"the dwarf has dropped a few more feet" (sebastian)
"dear varric, please learn to parry. love, your innards" (varric)
"do you have something for this, because it hurts" (carver)
"even my teeth hurt" (anders)
"i've got so many bruises now they've got names and families" (merrill)
"ugh, i have dirt in my mouth" (sebastian)
"you're going to let me walk around injured?" (carver)
"being close to death is very bad for my morale" (isabela)
sebastian describes his wounds as "oozing" or "seeping" more than once
"i know dalish are meant to be close to the earth, but we don't mean literally" (merrill)
"i'm alright, who needs kidneys anyway" (isabela)
"hawke. varric. i think this is bad." (merrill)
"stop being you and fix me up" (carver - BABY. BABY BROTHER.)
"that really gets the blood flowing" but also "i will fight and pray for forgiveness later" but also "this is much more exciting than the chantry!" (sebastian - what is wrong with you <3)
"my face is not a shield!" (hawke)
"and they say drinking doesn't solve anything" (isabela)
"haawke i can't mooove" (sebastian)
"i'm too far away, what do you want me to do? shout at them?" (isabela)
"i'd have to fly to reach! of course, i've always wanted to learn to fly" (merrill - she's literally the funniest person ever)
"alas, no" (fenris)
"my faith is my armor! my cause is my shield!" (sebastian)
"if we kill them, we get their stuff!" (isabela)
"andraste's knees, it's like herding cats!" (isabela)
"AFRAID YET?!" (anders)
"RUN! WHILE YOU CAN!" (anders - he's so loud i love him)
"another one for me! how many have you gotten, hawke?" (varric)
"ah. a shame that you're going to die, no?" (fenris)
"you. me. and an audience. that's what this is all about!" (carver)
"may the creators have mercy on you! i certainly won't." (merrill)
"destructive forces of nature, coming up!" (anders)
"suck on a fireball!" (anders)
"NEVER TAUNT A MAGE!!!" (anders)
"a thrust, now a parry" (fenris)
"i'm gonna taunt you in elvish now! durgen'len! aravel! vallaslin!" (merrill)
"hello, i'm merrill, and i'll be your distraction." (merrill)
"I'LL SHOW YOU WHY MAGES ARE FEARED!!!" (anders)
"maker please forgive your children" followed immediately by "DID YOU SEE THAT SHOT" (sebastian)
"WANT TO SEE WHAT'S UNDER THESE ROBES?!?!?!" (anders)
"I'M RIGHT HERE! HIT ME!" (isabela)
"maker, the idiocy" (bethany)
"MAKER BLESS YOUR CHILDREN IN THEIR HOUR OF NEEEED" (sebastian)
"my weapon does nothing??" (fenris - he sounds so puzzled help)
"this is SO not working" (anders)
"if the pointy sticks don't work, try the other pointy sticks" (isabela)
"ah, dear. why doesn't anyone ever want to be nice to us?" (merrill)
"is there an end to the people who hate you?" (aveline)
"looks like we've got a few more puppies to kick" (isabela - HELLO?!?)
"take a step, kill, repeat repeat repeat" (carver)
"the hate you inspire is unfortunate" (fenris)
"another twenty steps, another batch of deaths" (anders)
"nobody seems to like you. do you get used to that?" (merrill - ouch. brutal hskfjhgksdjfhg)
"i can't take credit for all of this. hawke helped a little bit" (isabela)
Funniest thing about me playing DA2 is navigating the same maps over and over and still getting lost in Hightown.
I want to try out the Mass Effect series since I love Dragon Age so much, but watching the game mechanics makes me somewhat hesitant. I've never played a shooter game before, wouldn't even think of giving ME a go if everyone wasn't saying how good the story and the companions are. But shooting? I can't aim to save my life. Only in Clair Obscur and that was turn based and I still needed my sweet time to aim properly.
Has anybody else been accused of being a centrist because they aren't 100% pro mage in the Dragon Age Universe and can understand where the fear of magic is coming from? (apart from the Chantry rhetoric). No? Just me?

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Playing DA2 after a looong time as a mage Hawke and it's so funny to shoot fireballs in front of the templars while they are like "thank you for your help serah Hawke, now if you'll excuse us, we must go find some apostates".
Hawke be like, what staff, it's a bow, that glowing thing? Old trick I learned from the Dalish.
love playing fictional video game and doing whatever i want in fictional video game. because i'm possessed of the ability to differentiate between reality and fiction
besides purity culture rearing its ugly head, i'm 99% sure these terrible takes come from people who, like. self-insert in every single game they play. to the extent that they struggle to conceptualize characters apart from their Idealized Selves - who struggle to relate to characters who have different values and life experiences, biases and fears - much less inhabit those characters and explore their narrative. which is a failure of imagination. not something to brag about.
In which everyone knew, but didn’t.
If you ascribe to the theories about Sera, she definitely knew, and just didn’t say anything 🙊🙊
#these are so good#but what are the sera theories?
@rookamell - the Sera theory in this case is that she’s a potential vessel of Andruil the same way Morrigan is for Mythal. there’s posts discussing it here and here in more detail if you’re interested, but basically:
a lot of Sera’s dialogue (especially with Cole and Solas) implies that she’s got a bunch of memories that aren’t really her own
she also hears whispers other elves don’t, kinda like Inky does if they drink from the Well of Sorrows
Cole also says “she sees the strings that pull me”, which basically no one in Inquisition can - except Solas
her biggest fear in HLTA is the Nothing - Andruil was once almost lost to the Void
and her second tarot card mirrors andruil’s vallaslin almost exactly:
Playing DA2 after a looong time as a mage Hawke and it's so funny to shoot fireballs in front of the templars while they are like "thank you for your help serah Hawke, now if you'll excuse us, we must go find some apostates".
The only Dai romance that I haven't yet explored is the most popular one. I am OK with Solas as a companion or even a mentor to my Lavellan, but I can't headcanon an Inky that would fall for him and still be fun for me to play for the life of me.

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Bull said "katoh" first. He literally used the safe word to stop my Inky from saying that she might not make it because he couldn't stand the thought of losing her. I just wanted to try a romance option that I've never done before and I ended up with my favourite romance for a female inquisitor.
I have completed DAI I don't know how many times and this is the first time I have romanced The Iron Bull. He has always been one of my favorite companions but I had no idea that his romance was so good, why does nobody ever talk about it?