Alright! Who’s ready to learn VBA in 20 minutes?
Marqueen when we realized no one on our team knew how to code the script we needed
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Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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almost home
Not today Justin

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The Bowery Presents
Cosmic Funnies

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noise dept.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Xuebing Du
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Alright! Who’s ready to learn VBA in 20 minutes?
Marqueen when we realized no one on our team knew how to code the script we needed

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Have you ever done speed dating? It's terrible. It's like tinder in real life but you can't swipe left.
Marqueen
I ordered a California roll….this is a stripper.
Marqueen at dinner
Marqueen's mortuary. You stab 'em, we slab' em.
Marqueen, my project manager, answering the phone
Me: Look at the decorations I bought for the door!
Wes (roommate): *sighs heavily*
Coworker: You okay there?
Wes: It's fine...
Me: Heavy sighing is just a side effect of living with me
Wes: Yeah, actually.

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Why does our monk always end up tanking?
Peter (the barbarian), about my gnome monk 24hp after he charged in an took a good hit.
Me: Was she hot?
Brian: Only if you consider a watermelon hot.
It’s so fucking lit, just cremate me. Suh to suh, dude. Dust to dust.
Maddie @tymebandit
Mermaids are ninjas of the sea.
Emily (GTA for adolescent lit)
You can't have a sea dragon without a tail.
Mariah

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Excellent excrement. Good shit good shit good shit!
Maddie (via swandive-adderley)
How am I going to know if I'm famous if no one leaks my nudes?
Tyler @das-ubermech
That’s not chaotic evil. That’s just chaotic stupid.
Our DM about our psychotic sorceress (via swandive-adderley)
Malia: So guys will be wearing black slacks and girls will be wearing pareos.
Dustin: Are we just wearing white shirts with it?
Malia: No shirts.
Mamo: You're white enough anyway.
Meghan: We're embracing our status as an interracial couple.
Michael: I'm embracing your butt.

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"Team Winter Storm Tyler: Promises 8 inches, delivers a sloppy 2."
Things I overheard French horn players say in the lobby:
"That's not my sink."
"I just really want that cat."
"Zac hasn't asked us to setup yet."
"Set up team, ASSEMBLE!"
"Is there a twitter for stuff Dr. Frey says? Can we start that?"
"We just need lightening tornadoes."
"I don't want to go to symphonic band." "I feel like we say that a lot." "Like before every rehearsal."
"She can't come. Her lung capacity is broken."
"I wouldn't just sit in the shower and text, but it would work."
"What do you feel about changing rams to squirrels. We could be Colorado Squirrel University."