MEMENTO MORI

Holy shit, what the fuck happened.

My name’s Cole. I’m a white, straight, cis, upper-middle-class underage male with short hair and a 3.5+ GPA. I like canoeing and outsider music and downhill skiing and musique-concrete and Harmony Korine’s films and cross-country skiing and discussing memes and Heems’ solo work and most plants and Lunice’s DJ sets at the Boiler Room and travelling and Jeremy Scott and going to cafés and not buying anything and the music video for Grimes’ song Oblivion (and the song itself (and the album it was on)) and Ramune and girls with short hair and Mark Rothko and fireplaces and really small, modern-looking houses and Avey Tare’s scream and muted shades of pink and wearing women’s shirts and road trips and photography and Sex and the City and YYU and poutine and making abstract text posts and

My friend, you have stepped into some deep shit. You do NOT want this blog feud, I promise you. I will not reveal the amount of my followers, but they are numerous, and many popular bloggers rank among them. Do not fuck with me, good sir.

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