OUTLAW COUNTRY

Evelyne Brochu’s agent: OK, the role they want you for is a student who gets shot, suffers and dies during an infamous anti-feminist mass murder… Evelyne Brochu: OK. Just fuck me up. Evelyne Brochu’s agent: In this one, you’re a barely-sober drug addict whose fiancé is being stalked by his ex-wife who is also his ex-mother who murdered both of you… Evelyne Brochu: Sounds good. Just fuck me up. Evelyne Brochu’s agent: This one’s a lead. You’re a doctor in the West Bank witnessing tragedy and death while getting pulled into the Israeli-Palestinian conflict… Evelyne Brochu: I’m in. Just fuck me up. Evelyne Brochu’s agent: A short where you’re devastated by the death of… Evelyne Brochu: JFMU Evelyne Brochu’s agent: You’re a doctor/spy with questionable morals who falls in love with your mark, then spends the rest of her time protecting a bunch of clones who treat you like shit. Then you get shot in the liver. Evelyne Brochu: Yaaaaas. Just fuck me uuuppp. Evelyne Brochu’s agent: … delusions of bugs in your boob… Evelyne Brochu: Done. Fuck me up. Evelyne Brochu’s agent: … watch a baby seal get killed… Evelyne Brochu: You know it: Fuck me up. Evelyne Brochu’s agent: Struggling Jewish WWII undercover agent whose duty is to kill those she loves and everything goes to sh– Evelyne Brochu: Look at me. JUST. FUCKING. FUCK. MY. MERDE. UP. Evelyne Brochu’s agent: Disaffected single mother hooker… Evelyne Brochu: Juuuuuust… Evelyne Brochu’s agent: … rough-living single mother truck driver in the boonies…  Evelyne Brochu: Fuuuuuuuu… Evelyne Brochu’s agent: difficult… depressing… multi-layered…torturous… Evelyne Brochu: …cccckkkkkkk….