i like 2d boys

Source: https://twitter.com/tsukiuta1/status/1453988387958915072?t=QztIyhl8s0C4I6i9LZ7wDw&s=19

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Judai: *incoherent screaming*

OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

*dying noises*

Its Shun-sama and Hajime-san.... omg....

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Bruce slowly and awkwardly opens Tim’s bedroom door to see the teenager (?) angrily typing away on his computer

Instead of trying to explain himself or fail a stunted apology, Bruce leaves a bowl of Tim’s favorite fruit all cut up and a steaming cup of Alfred’s tea that he made (begged) the butler make

And under the cup of tea is a sticky note with a small heart

Bruce isn’t and never has been good with using his words so… he writes it all down in a letter. But one page turns into two, two turns into five… now there’s too many

Bruce stuffs them all into his drawer and decides to find another way to apologize

Dick wakes up from an afternoon nap in his apartment and barely chokes back a scream because for some reason his dad’s hulking figure is towering over him silently

Bruce takes Dick out shopping for whatever he wants, no questions asked

They go from shop to shop. Sometimes getting new trinkets for Dick’s apartment, or clothes, lots of unhealthy food that Alfred would definitely say something about, and gym equipment

They don’t talk about their argument, but when they get back to Dick’s apartment as the sun is setting, Dick gives him a tight hug and they go in their way