what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

my type of public transportation 

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

I haven’t seen this in like 3 years!

I couldn’t not reblog this

Pet pigs are weird to me, but this is quality.

Oh my loooord

[panics but not in a disco sort of way]

Biiiiitch 😂😂😂

god damn lmao

A group of Slytherin students camping outside the common room because the password is something bigoted and they refuse to say it

a group of Slytherin students having a sleepover in the Hufflepuff dormitory because the Hufflepuffs found out

A group of ravenclaw students trying to magically change the doors password when the hufflepuffs tell them

a group of Gryffindors trying to forcibly remove the door when they finally find out

“#im so into the idea of the ravenclaws being like #‘we tried every spell we could think of and we cant get it to change the password or let us in without it’ #and the gryffindors are just like #‘ALRIGHT EVERYONE STAND BACK WE’RE EITHER GONNA JINX THIS DOOR INTO OBLIVION OR BLOW IT THE FUCK UP WITH LITERAL EXPLOSIVES BUT WE ARE GETTI #*GETTING IN WITHOUT THAT PASSWORD ONE WAY OR ANOTHER'” (via: detectivejoan)