Still Pulling That Trigger

Have you noticed her hair’s flying in the wrong direction?

this is just all messed up

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

Bitch better not

I wish a nigga would he gonna hear me cursin his ass out

@cocalin

me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite

i feel personally attacked

The only honest man on CNN

the most trustworthy man on television

You know when you’re a kid and you just can’t wait to get older and reap all the benefits of being your very own adult? Well shame on younger me for not thinking of rent, bills, and taxes when throwing around wishes so recklessly.