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Tanzanite Fan with Prehnite - Lelatima Mountains, Simanjiro District, Tanzania

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Tanzanite on Matrix

This is one of the first Tanzanite matrix specimens to appear in America I am told. It was acquired in the 1970’s by famed collector F. J. Barlow and was a major addition to his collection at that time because Tanzanites, and especially matrix Tanzanite, were pretty much making their initial splash after the stone was only just discovered in 1967. This is an impressive stone and was probably one of the finest examples at that time although much larger specimens have since come to market. It displays a perfect textbook termination and is unheated so the trichroic properties are fully present.

Locality: Merelani Hills (Mererani), Lelatema Mts, Simanjiro District, Manyara Region, Tanzania.

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Elongated Tanzanite crystal on matrix Merelani Hills, Tanzania

Green: Morning Black, How'd you like your coffee?

Black: I like my coffee how I like my women.

Green: ...hot? ...sweet?

Black: I don't like coffee, I want some cocoa.

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Purple: Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods.

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Blue: [to Blue Zircon] Just because you can dab every 5 seconds doesn’t mean you should.

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White: "So. Has anyone here ever played an instrument before?"

Red: "Do instruments of torture count?"

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Pink: Do you guys wonder why we're here?

Purple: One of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.

Pink: What? I mean why are we HERE, in White's office?

#tanzanite mafia #su #steven universe #separation anxiety #gemsonas #source: red vs blue

Green: This is a disaster! The printer messed up with the invitations! It's supposed to say "Orange's Birthday!"

Red: What does it say instead?

Green: "Orange's Bi"... wait, that could still work.

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Rainbow: White's even wearing his formal leader jacket.

Green: It's the one without any blood on it.

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White, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?

Black, leaning seductively against the counter: Only my desire for you.

White: Black, the toaster is on fire.

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Purple: Want some leftovers?

Pink: What are leftovers?

Purple: You mean you've never had leftovers...?

Pink: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Brown: What makes a perfect woman?

White: Well, you're asking the wrong person; I'm gay.

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Listen, you can drop the ‘simple idiot’ act. We both know that you’re much smarter than you let on.

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I’m crying more than I used to, and I’m not sure if it means that I’m finally healing, or if the stress is just breaking me further.

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you got me goin crazy

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