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top fifteen famous!harry au

1. Thought The Song Was Sung by 100percentsassy (12k)

Louis never auditioned for the X-Factor. Years later, Harry’s just another gay ex-boybander who lives alone with his cat… until Niall decides to take matters into his own hands and set up a profile for Harry on a dating website.

2. My English Love Affair by isthatyoularry (19k)

The thing about sleeping with a member of a famous indie band is that the inevitability of having a song written about you is most likely a hundred percent. The second thing is that in the end, nobody’s supposed to find out it’s about you.

The one where Harry writes a song about his English love affair and Louis sleeps with someone in White Eskimo and all he gets is a stupid song written about him.

Summary: A borrowed suit from Zayn, a cigarette and the right attitude, and Louis went from security breach to misplaced celebrity instantly. He could practically see the wheels in the security guy’s head switch from ‘could be dangerous’ to ‘could get me fired’. L.A was so predictable.

“Do you love him?”

“Yes,” Harry responds instantly, unthinkingly. It feels like the word has been ripped out of his chest.

“And you would die for him?”

“Yes,” Harry repeats. It’s not an affirmation he should be making, even now, but there’s no reason left not to. Let this King know that Captain Harry Styles may be a pirate but he’s gone to his grave having loved his child with everything he has in him.