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let me just start off by saying this is the kinda quality asks I enjoy seeing in my askbox. but yes, please. talk AUs about these two with me, because those sorta things are my reason for living and I would be lying if I said I didn’t have a massive list of AUs for them already, myself. my pride and joy for kurooaka is the life is strange verse I have in the works for them because, please. let me tell you about photography nerd akaashi and his delinquent, badass punk bae kuroo.

so I had to go see a play put on by our theater department for one of my classes and. during the final scene, they played spiegel im spiegel and lemme tell you, I am fifty shades of not okay over it. of all the songs, they had to choose that one...

{ ★ } » —“...You shouldn’t call yourself trash, nobody should ever consider themselves                   trash. Even if I don’t know you, I’m sure you’re still a particularly wonderful                   person. So, you shouldn’t say such things, I’m sure you’re better and                   more deserving than you give yourself credit for. Nobody’s useless.”

{ ★ } » —“Except for the part where we have literally never done anything like that...?                   Also, I would like to point out that a blindfold does nothing to inhibit a person                   from talking.”

{ ★ } » —“The lot of you certainly seem to enjoy jumping to conclusions, don’t you?”

{ ★ } » —“Kuroko...? Never heard of them.”

                 “Kuroo-san, hold on,” he speaks up, carding a hand through his mess                  of raven tresses. “Where are you even going?”

{ ★ } » —“Is the concept of misdirecting completely foreign to you, Kuroo-san?                   I’m perfectly aware what they were asking...”

{ ★ } » —“While it’s true that I’m towards the top of my class, I definitely would not                   consider myself the talkative type. Which would explain why he never                   told you.”

{ ★ } » —“You are aware that owls can’t actually speak, right?                   Don’t get his hopes up into thinking they can say his name, I’ll never get him to                   stop talking about it.”

tldr; if you’ve ever got an AU rp in mind, please don’t ever hesitate to ask.