having a good time

when they stopped putting cd drives in laptops we ALL lost

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

it always made me mad that patrick was only a krustry krab employee for one episode because the hat fit his head perfectly

thankfully matter cannot be created or destroyed so You don’t even have to worry about it

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

Tbh if I were a pilot I would crash the plane for fun all the time 🤷‍♀️💥💥💥💥

Fuck dating apps, I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (being assigned to work on the X-Files together and spending the next decade proving the existence of extraterrestrials and also falling in love)