LOVE ME DEAD.

She could, yes, but this is Sugar we are talking about. Do you really think she would lie for me and say I was fine if I were not?

I think if we had to choose two old white men to be in charge of things, they’re probably the best option for us. I’m not sure what’s going to happen with what we have to deal with now.

It’s a scary thought. I don’t know how we ended up in this position given how everything seemed like it was going to be, but white men did seem to ruin everything for us once again.

I don’t know if they’re going to be able to do anything. This is all sort off surprising since I never expected that we’d even be in this situation, but I don’t think he’s going to have an easy time doing the things he wants to do.

Thankfully it won’t be as easy as them just deciding to overturn it. It would probably take years for anything like that to get through and hopefully he’ll be out of the office before he can make any major changes.

Trust me ,if something were wrong you would hear it from Sugar.

Blaine and I had the same idea! Clearly, we’re all geniuses. We should all definitely relocate to the same place, we’d make wherever we end up that much more amazing if we did! Is Dani on board with moving asap if satan wins?

We’ve all got brainwaves, honestly. Anyone that thinks that’s a good idea is missing a few screws. Well, I’d hope so. She’s basically in my same spot but just happens to be a little whiter.

Sugar and I are already thinking of relocating if he becomes president and you’re more than welcome to join us. I’d rather not live in a country where that excuse of a man is in charge.

Yeah just…my mom called and my grandfather passed.