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POSSIBLERPS IS NOW OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS !

to fund my college life ( i live in one of the most expensive places in the world ) i’m going to be selling some promo commissions like the ones pictured above. these promos will be for your use, but may appear on my blog as a promotion/example of my graphics. please inform me if you wish to have the image i make you be solely for your use.  the process will go along these lines: you send me the information and payment, i will add you to MY LIST, and within a week i will post your promo of @POSSIBLERPS !

payment is through paypal or deviantart

$8 USD for gif (ex. top row) and $6 USD for static (ex. bottom row)

send me a message either through IM or my submit box

if your fc has limited resources you promo may differ slightly from the others

it will take approximately 2 days for me to make. but depending on my schedule it can fluctuate.

please be patient with me, i am a full-time student.

and please reblog this post to help get the word out !

i will be taking as many commissions at a time as i feel comfortable with, and i may put you on a waitlist (meaning that i will have your info but you will not pay me until i put you on the main list).

If you want to buy one of my premade promo templates VISIT MY DEVIANTART!

THE INFO YOU NEED TO PROVIDE ME WHEN COMMISSIONING ME:

Type (static/gif):

Character name:

Blog url:

Character FC:

A quote or two you like:

A few images of your FC you like (optional):

A few aesthetic images related to your character (optional):

A list of aesthetics/associations you connect with your character (ex. stars, fire, lightning):

Some colors you think work well with your character (give me an idea of what sort of PSD to use):

What promos of mine have you particularly liked?:

Any other specific requests?:

I HATE THIS OVERPRICED BULLSHIT.

I’m not prostituting my sister!

Acne isn’t a rash and it isn’t contagious you prepubescent wastoid!

Hey. guys, do you see the–

Get away from me.

(name) called. Wants you to look at his pumpkins. Says they were contaminated by his vengeful neighbor Eugene.

Yeah, screw you too.

Girls don’t play video games.

What do you think this evil wanted to do?

I’m gonna be honest with you. It’s probably gonna get worse, before it gets better.

I understand what you went through.

Those people are gone.

I need you to trust me.

Being a freak’s the best. That’s why I’m a freak.

The thing is, nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world.

We don’t do risks. They’re stupid. And?

We’re not stupid.

It’s like halfway happy.

Who you gonna call?

Why do people make these decisions.

I didn’t realize it was such an honor to go trick or treating with you!

That man done lost his mind.

Aren’t you cute, little exterminators!

If we both go crazy, we go crazy together.

It’s very unhealthy to leave me out here. I could have a heart attack.

Are you constipated again?

You know the great thing about it? It’s only 8,000 calories.

Friends. Don’t. Lie.

I need my paddles to travel.

I NEED MY PADDLES.

Yes, my lord?

They’re called flashlights, you dipshits.

Why’s he gotta kick the door?

I call them the uhhh… Don’t Be Stupid Rules.

He’s like a living booger!

Alright, so… so you’re giving me orders now? No.

I have done my part, now you do yours.

(name). English.

WE NEED TO GO. RIGHT NOW.

No more secrets, okay?

I still feel it.

I don’t lie. I protect, and I feed, and I teach.

You wanna go out in the world? Grow up.

No. He likes it cold.

For my sake, please deal with her!

Plenty of bitches in the sea.

I’m assuming you’re behind me.

I’d call it one hell of a mistake. Wouldn’t you?

You still stink, by the way.

We got those.

She’s never wrong, son.

I’m sorry. You ate my cat.

And keep things PG in here, alright?

She wants to talk.