the instant unfollow when I see hogwarts stuff in the year 2026

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

having to eat food and take showers is ruining my life

They’ve started calling people back and so far we’re 0/2.

0/3. Got asked if I was another patient.

I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and ignores me. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with a single word or a small donation, and ignores me.

My young nephew is ill and requires urgent, life-altering surgery that must be performed as soon as possible; any delay could impact his health and future. We are living in Gaza under extremely harsh conditions, and one of the hardest things we face is watching him suffer right before our eyes while being unable to secure the necessary treatment for him. 😭

My nephew is his parents' only child. He lost his father in this genocide in the Gaza Strip and has suffered multiple traumas during this war. Please do not leave him alone. Donate to fund his surgery. Please donate—please!

My account has been blocked, and I am still stuck at the €530 goal needed for my nephew's surgery. Today is the last day—there is less than 24 hours left before the procedure. I don't know why Tumblr is silencing me; is it because I want to save my nephew? Please, please don't let me down. Please save the last of us. Please donate—donate to save my nephew. Please donate. 💔😭

Imo the best type of system for children to grow up in would be one that assumes the birth parents/primary guardians won't do shit and takes care of every aspect of childcare that's essential for their wellbeing and development, collectively.

But I'm just a guy who only learned how to brush his teeth properly and got glasses as a child because we had both a dentist and a doctor come to school on a regular basis. The dentist would have us all stand in a circle with our little toothbrushes and show us how to brush and correct our technique. The doctors would give us general health assessments and then have the teachers contact our patents and essentially peer pressure them into getting us any health intervention we needed. My parents only reluctantly got me glasses because they knew the teachers would judge them if they kept seeing me sit in the very front row and still squint to see the chalkboard. So I'm biased.

see also family abolition, and youth liberation .

Also sometimes parents become disabled or die and family can't always be counted on, and sometimes there isn't other family