anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh

bruh thats gay

but bruh

bruhzoned again

i know i already reblogged this today but this video has more emotion in it than my university-level acting classes

Someone give these two their Oscars.

Jay-Z really bout his bread

Someone needs to edit the “well I guess I’ll just die” meme with “well I guess it’s just soup”.

I’M AT SOUP

am i being interrogated

To ensure a separation of powers, the U.S. Federal Government is made up of three branches: legislative, executive and judicial.

can you do me a solly? (short for solid)

yeah dude I'll do you a solidamious (long for solid)