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For now on, I am starting the project of the Overwatch Wirting zine. It will be a magazine made by writers with the Overwatch fanfics. The nearby theme would be “holidays of the fall and winter”. Stay tunned guys, it will be great!
I have also the project for the OCs as some might know, but shhh c:
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You can’t take the sky from me
“They really took bets?” Hana laughed, throwing her head back. “I can see that happening. I wonder who won!”
No matter how many times Hana told herself to relax, there was a sinking feeling in her stomach that wouldn’t shift. She was nervous; scared to bring her pursuers to Fahej. That was something she had been dreading ever since she started the trip here, even before she knew Fahej would even still be here. It’s a miracle the woman was, really, Hana’s information was shaky. But she was glad it was true - Fahej seemed to make everything a little better, in Hana’s opinion.
She sighs, “I know, I know. You don’t have to do this anymore, I’m sorry I dragged you back into it. I’ll leave tomorrow, I swear.” Hana immediately felt guilty. No-one wanted to be in her lifestyle; and Fahej had even left that life, now. Hana just brought her back into it, and was ultimately regretting her actions. Despite how great it was to see Fahej, Hana refused to be selfish and stay longer.
Hana took Fahej’s hand without hesitation, pulling herself up lightly and depositing her laptop onto the couch where she was previously sat. She squeezed the other woman’s fingers, not letting go yet.
Hana grinned at her, pulling Fahej’s hand towards the door, then stopped suddenly. “You don’t think we’ll need our guns, do you?” Hana asked, frowning as she glanced at the weapons rack that lay empty. Her pistol was in the armoury, and she didn’t know where Fahej’s weapon was. “Because if we do, then Houston, we have another problem.” She giggled.
“I know, I know…” He agreed silently. It wasn’t a good moment to argue. But he wasn’t willing to go to the lab as well. “Don’t worry, Hana. I can fix it with a tape!” Genji declared standing up carefully, trying not to move the broken arm.
“You can bring me a beer, without doctor Ziegler’s knowledge.” Cyborg smiled widely, with an obvious delight in his voice. “And nachos! Yes, lots of nachos, please!” He didn’t want Hana to worry so much for him, but at the same time, he was terribly stubborn. He decided to go the lab tomorrow and have a drunk gaming night, so that was exactly what he was going to do.
“Tape?” She laughed, “Surely it’s gotta be more complicated than tape, dude.” Then Hana sighed, supporting his good arm when Genji stood up.
“I can do beer and nachos, so long as you promise you’ll go to Doctor Ziegler’s lab tomorrow morning.” She agreed, stubborn in both her tone and stance as she blocked his way forward. Hana jabbed a finger into his chest, raising an eyebrow. There was no way she’d get Genji drunk without making sure he went to the lab in the morning, because despite herself, she worried about him.
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testing loyalty
Hana would wince at the bruises she knew would form on her wrist the next day - if she even lived to see the next day, that is, - but she couldn’t afford to show any more weakness. Not now.
Hana knew Joe’s reputation, knew it was even worse than her commander’s, knew she’d have been better off abandoning before she’d even entered the lab. Headed back to her dorm, packed her backs and at least attempted to leave.
Secretly she’d known there was no way out - Hana was stuck between someone who would kill her if she denied him, and another person that would kill her if she’d caught Hana. Which she had, now.
Hana noticed the disappointment in Joe’s eyes, and took a deep breath, calming herself. “I - they’ll kill me if I tell you who they are.” She said, her voice stronger than before. “But they’ll kill me for failing as well, god -” she continued, somewhat under her breath.
“I don’t - I really don’t know why they want you dead. I was just told you had to go,” She glanced at Joe, and glanced back to the grip on her wrist. Then, she realised. “Shit, okay, I overheard them talking about a promotion in the mess hall. They were talking about how the person who had the title wouldn’t give it up, so I asked them how they’d get it without killing the person.” She blurted out. Then she shook her head, disappointed with herself.
“I didn’t even think they’d use me to get it.”
“High risk, high reward. I’d rather not get shot, but this is a good place to find military-grade materials.” He shrugs lightly, glancing over at her. “If I made it this far, I’m sure I could make it out. Or not. I don’t really know at this point.”
Hana shrugs with a small laugh, “I guess, if you got in here fine. Plus, there’s hardly anybody here today.” Then, she continues a little more quietly, “We don’t really have that many military supplies at this base though...”
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Bittersweet reunion rp starters(Warning:death mentions and angst) and
•"It's been awhile..."
•"Long time,no see..."
•"How long was I gone?"
•"Do you have any idea how long you were/I was gone?!"
•"You've/I've been gone for so goddamn long and the only thing you have to say is HEY?!"
•"I've missed you."
•"Did you miss me?"
•"Why are you here?"
•"Did you miss me like I've missed you?"
•"Why did you come back?"
•"Why did you leave?"
•"You're the reason why I've returned..."
•"Where have you been all this time?"
•"I thought you were dead!"
•"But you're here and that's all that matters"
•"I'm so glad that you're here"
•"You owe me an explanation."
•"So...what's new?"
•"Things have changed since the last time we saw each other..."
•"You're not leaving me again,are you?"
•"Will we ever meet again?"
•"Don't do this again!Please..."
•"I'll never abandon you again..."
•"You/I shouldn't have come back"
•"You/I should've have left"
•"I brought you a gift.I hope you like it"
•"I'm so sorry for disappearing so suddenly"
•"I told you I would come back!"
•"Thank god I've returned in time to save you!"
•"[insert name here]?Is that you?"
•"Are you real?This must be a dream"
•"It's been so long since we've talked like this"
•"I have no good reason for excusing myself.I'm sorry"
•"I left because I...I.."
•"Let's sit down somewhere comfy.Tell me all the juicy gossip that I've missed!"
•"I have so much to fill you in.."
•"Things were much better before you/I left..."
•"You know that legendary dog Hachiko?I'm just like him.At least my patience paid off..."
•"I've/You've changed..."
•"So,how's it going with [enter convention topic here]?"
•"I see that nothing has changed while I was gone"
•"Nothing ever changes here"
•"Suprise bitch!Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."
•"Well...I've waited here like I promised"
•"I thought I would never see you again"
•"So,what do you want to talk about?"
•"You didn't even try to look for me!"
•"You left me to die!"
•"I/You left because of [insert person/reason here]!"
•"I wasn't able to tell you at the time"
•"You/I could've at least said goodbye."
•"How dare show yourself here after all this time?!"
•"Next time,take me with you,ok?"
popular text posts + ask memes (part two)
❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜ ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜
Meaningful Sentence Starters
“There’s something I really need to tell you.” “I honestly thought that things would be very different.” “Do you wish you could have done it differently?” “What exactly did you think was happening here?” “How do you decide when it’s enough?” “I would die for this cause.” “There are only a few things in this world that are truly important to me.” “Ideals have to count for something.” “Why should I be a nice person?” “This was meant to be easier.” “I have an idea that I need to share.” “Look, you might not like me but we’re stuck in this.” “You remind me of someone I once knew.” “How long does it take people to change, I wonder?” “There are no good choices here.” “There are days I think we’re just in over our heads here.” “How do you keep going when things get hard?” “Are you genuinely interested in me as a person, or is this a game too?” “I care what I look like because I care what people think of me.” “Why did you decide to do it?” “You know what I really regret?” “I’m still struggling to believe any of this is real.” “Are you certain this is what you really want.” “Tell me a dream? Or a secret?” “Do you think you would still be the same person if things had turned out differently?” “What I really meant to say was very different.” “I don’t know if you’ll like what I have to say to you, but I have to tell you anyway.” “You were never supposed to know.” “Why can’t you just follow instructions?” “Why can’t you just ignore instructions?” “What chains you to this life? What keeps you here?”
send 💕 to just grab my muse & kiss them!
who cares about consequences, kisses all around !!!!!!
Platonic Cuddling/Bed-sharing Starters!
“C’mere – I am an amazing big spoon.”
“You’re so short! How can you expect to be the big spoon?”
“I’ve.. never been the little spoon before.”
“You’re softer than a pillow…”
“Everyone thinks this is so intimate, being in bed together… I just want to sleep.”
“Can you scratch my back? It always helps me sleep.”
“Ahh, you’re like my personal bedwarmer! So warm…”
“Jeez, why are you so hot!”
“I talk in my sleep, just so you know.”
“Why are you so far away? Scoot closer.”
“That’s my favorite pillow! Give it back!”
Bonus; the morning after!
“My favorite part of last night was definitely you snoring in my ear.”
“How is it that you’re so small, but still managed to take up all of the bed?”
“Good morning! I’ve made breakfast, here –”
“Could’ve warned me you talk in your sleep.”
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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
[ v sorry i havent been around! i've been training for a new job and havent had more than 3 minutes to write a reply (and even then they were terrible.) i'll start tomorrow on my drafts, and i'll reblog some starters if anyone wants to start a thread or something!!! ]
