The Irkenocalypse

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Antasma looks far more frustrated at the two’s disgust towards him eating Antasmunchies.

Antasma:”It’s not like I enjoy eating zem any more san you enjoy hearing about it, I literally cannot eat anysing else!  As much as I vould love to eat pizza, cake, and other sings I just can’t… Even one bite vould make me extremely sick and nobody vants that.”

Antasma’s attention is turned towards a portal that opens with a loud “vwoosh” sound.  From the portal returns Fawful and many many others.  There are, but not limited to, huge other worldly bugs, bio-mechanical monsters, more Irken looking creatures like Fawful some of which that are either slightly or significantly taller, and even some humans that may not look like much, but they have an eerie ill spirited  aura about them.  A variety of creatures ranging from big brutes and killer machines

to the smaller or average height creatures that look either very creepy or rather cute at first appearance.

Purple was practically giggling like a schoolgirl by this point as he hovered around all of them, getting a closer, albeit very quick look, a wide grin on his face.

“They’re kinda cute lookin’!”

After the brief inspection, Purple hovered right back to Red’s side, while he only looked them all over from where he stood…Well, hovered. He gave an approving nod, chuckling.

“I like the one with the attitude. She seems like a fighter. Welcome to The Massive! You’re going to join our galactic conquest!…And all that good stuff.”

Antasma:”Sorry, zat was my bad.”

Fawful steps up onto Midbus’ head and straightens up.  Aww he looks like a tiny little tyrant.

Fawful:”Anyway, Claudia, we went over this three times already.  We’ve been looking for an excuse to get off of that foresakenly doomed planet and now we are having one!  Just think of all the new technology we are having access to now. There’s being so many more opportunities open for Fawful and his dad.”

“What about the kingdom?!  Someone has to look after that…”

Fawful:”It is being fine, Luigi and Peasley have already agreed to take over and everything will be going back to normal.”

Popple:”What about Cackletta what’d she hafta say bout it?”

Purple was quite cheery, of course, though his mind was in the wrong place. It was until Red cleared his throat and interjected was Purple was saying, shaking his head.

“No, they don’t work like WE do. But if it’s dead…I dunno, throw it into space and keep it moving? IS it dead? Because it looks like it. No use in carrying dead weight around…”

Most of the other seem either uneasy or rather okay about your situation.  I on the other hand, look ready to attack.  I set the little nightmare child on my arm down and bare my fangs growling with the intent to kill.  Fawful catches me in the act.

Fawful:”R u c k i s .”

I look over at him wide eyed, then I snarl at him.

Fawful:”Call off the attack.”

“But they-!”

Fawful:”Furururu….  You must have misheard Fawful…”

Fawful:”B a c k   o f f .”

“Kyehahaha did I say but they-?  What I meant was… Broggy get back here!  No Broggy Bonker, NO!”

Red’s eyes had followed the one called “Broggy” for short while, occasionally passing glance to the little runts that followed, though soon his gaze went to the little fuzzy one that followed. He was starting to contemplate how good of an idea this was…But, he wasn’t going to back down of course. Purple however…

“Isn’t this already exciting!?”

He had threw himself onto Red’s shoulder, wrapping an arm around him with glee while hanging over him for a moment. Red flinched of course before looking back to the trampled Irkens, who were starting to pull themselves up, before looking to the newcomers, then the rest of the group, before letting out a bit of a chuckle before speaking.

Daniel manages to quell Broggy’s thirst to fight after a few angered snarls and grunts.  Broggy does settle down enough not to attack, but he doesn’t seem very happy about it.  He doesn’t seem happy in general so not much can be said.  Fawful laughs giddily with a huge grin on his face.  

The fact that Red thought this was chaotic.  Little did he know that this right here?  This is relatively calm compared to most days.  Everyone’s a little bit freaked out about being a part of an alien empire and that’s a huge factor, but Fawful wasn’t about ready to tell them about how insane everything could get.  They would have to learn that one on their own.

Fawful:”Fawful was giving you a fair warning~”

I glance over at the human referred to as Claudia, then I look over at Fawful.

“Yo Fawf hand me your Stargun.”

Fawful sighs with annoyance in his voice.

Fawful:”You aren’t going to be shooting anyone are you?”

“No dude I need a way to wake Claudia up.”

Fawful:”Can’t you just use a Star Candy?”

“…JUST GIVE ME THE STUPID GUN!”

Seemed they really WERE going to launch her into space, IF she was dead…Good to know.

“No, we don’t need it, now get back to work!”

Purple hastily shoo’d them off before turning to what was supposed to be the human-female-creature-thing…But now…A bat?

Purple’s eyes lit up, but the pissed bat would be picked up by the ear by Red.

“PUT. HER. DOWN.  N O W .  IF YOU HURT HER IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM OR I’LL REDUCE THIS PLACE TO ASHES.”

Alerted, Fawful rushes over standing directly in front of me.  Fawful glances at Red quickly.

Fawful:”Don’t put her in a cage, she’ll change back eventually.”

He looks back over at me. Fawful:”Ruckis don’t do this.”

“Then you teach them respect or I’LL do it for you.”

Fawful:”Will you now?”

The two of us have a stare down, a very cold feeling surrounding Fawful.  While that’s going on something swoops past Red swiping the bat Claudia right out from his grip too quickly for anyone to react.  Something… or someone just stole her.  The culprit?

She looks up…

Red and Purple once more exchanged looks to one another, their antennae twitching.

“Red…”

“No, no. I’m fine.”

He freezes a bit due to the attention suddenly being shifted over to him.  After a moment of dead silence he clears his throat and musters the voice to say something.

The bat didn’t care too much, she was being held by her husband. To her, all was well.

`` What’s a w -- ``

`` That doesn’t matter. ``

Red cut Purple off, covered his mouth even, but only rolled his eyes at Popple. Soon his head dropped from the face of his now annoyed partner in crime, before they both sighed. This was going to be something else...

But soon Red quickly perked up. Regardless of the tension in the air, he cared more about his goals. He spoke up, his tone holding confidence that bordered arrogance.

`` Now -- All that out the way... I ASSUME that’s all you’re going to bring? And if so, again...Welcome to The Massive, and the Irken Army no less...~ I’m your leader, your commander, Red!...Oh, and there’s Purple too. ``

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Antasma looks far more frustrated at the two’s disgust towards him eating Antasmunchies.

Antasma:”It’s not like I enjoy eating zem any more san you enjoy hearing about it, I literally cannot eat anysing else!  As much as I vould love to eat pizza, cake, and other sings I just can’t… Even one bite vould make me extremely sick and nobody vants that.”

Antasma’s attention is turned towards a portal that opens with a loud “vwoosh” sound.  From the portal returns Fawful and many many others.  There are, but not limited to, huge other worldly bugs, bio-mechanical monsters, more Irken looking creatures like Fawful some of which that are either slightly or significantly taller, and even some humans that may not look like much, but they have an eerie ill spirited  aura about them.  A variety of creatures ranging from big brutes and killer machines

to the smaller or average height creatures that look either very creepy or rather cute at first appearance.

Purple was practically giggling like a schoolgirl by this point as he hovered around all of them, getting a closer, albeit very quick look, a wide grin on his face.

“They’re kinda cute lookin’!”

After the brief inspection, Purple hovered right back to Red’s side, while he only looked them all over from where he stood…Well, hovered. He gave an approving nod, chuckling.

“I like the one with the attitude. She seems like a fighter. Welcome to The Massive! You’re going to join our galactic conquest!…And all that good stuff.”

Antasma:”Sorry, zat was my bad.”

Fawful steps up onto Midbus’ head and straightens up.  Aww he looks like a tiny little tyrant.

Fawful:”Anyway, Claudia, we went over this three times already.  We’ve been looking for an excuse to get off of that foresakenly doomed planet and now we are having one!  Just think of all the new technology we are having access to now. There’s being so many more opportunities open for Fawful and his dad.”

“What about the kingdom?!  Someone has to look after that…”

Fawful:”It is being fine, Luigi and Peasley have already agreed to take over and everything will be going back to normal.”

Popple:”What about Cackletta what’d she hafta say bout it?”

Purple was quite cheery, of course, though his mind was in the wrong place. It was until Red cleared his throat and interjected was Purple was saying, shaking his head.

“No, they don’t work like WE do. But if it’s dead…I dunno, throw it into space and keep it moving? IS it dead? Because it looks like it. No use in carrying dead weight around…”

Most of the other seem either uneasy or rather okay about your situation.  I on the other hand, look ready to attack.  I set the little nightmare child on my arm down and bare my fangs growling with the intent to kill.  Fawful catches me in the act.

Fawful:”R u c k i s .”

I look over at him wide eyed, then I snarl at him.

Fawful:”Call off the attack.”

“But they-!”

Fawful:”Furururu….  You must have misheard Fawful…”

Fawful:”B a c k   o f f .”

“Kyehahaha did I say but they-?  What I meant was… Broggy get back here!  No Broggy Bonker, NO!”

Red’s eyes had followed the one called “Broggy” for short while, occasionally passing glance to the little runts that followed, though soon his gaze went to the little fuzzy one that followed. He was starting to contemplate how good of an idea this was…But, he wasn’t going to back down of course. Purple however…

“Isn’t this already exciting!?”

He had threw himself onto Red’s shoulder, wrapping an arm around him with glee while hanging over him for a moment. Red flinched of course before looking back to the trampled Irkens, who were starting to pull themselves up, before looking to the newcomers, then the rest of the group, before letting out a bit of a chuckle before speaking.

Daniel manages to quell Broggy’s thirst to fight after a few angered snarls and grunts.  Broggy does settle down enough not to attack, but he doesn’t seem very happy about it.  He doesn’t seem happy in general so not much can be said.  Fawful laughs giddily with a huge grin on his face.  

The fact that Red thought this was chaotic.  Little did he know that this right here?  This is relatively calm compared to most days.  Everyone’s a little bit freaked out about being a part of an alien empire and that’s a huge factor, but Fawful wasn’t about ready to tell them about how insane everything could get.  They would have to learn that one on their own.

Fawful:”Fawful was giving you a fair warning~”

I glance over at the human referred to as Claudia, then I look over at Fawful.

“Yo Fawf hand me your Stargun.”

Fawful sighs with annoyance in his voice.

Fawful:”You aren’t going to be shooting anyone are you?”

“No dude I need a way to wake Claudia up.”

Fawful:”Can’t you just use a Star Candy?”

“…JUST GIVE ME THE STUPID GUN!”

Seemed they really WERE going to launch her into space, IF she was dead…Good to know.

“No, we don’t need it, now get back to work!”

Purple hastily shoo’d them off before turning to what was supposed to be the human-female-creature-thing…But now…A bat?

Purple’s eyes lit up, but the pissed bat would be picked up by the ear by Red.

“PUT. HER. DOWN.  N O W .  IF YOU HURT HER IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM OR I’LL REDUCE THIS PLACE TO ASHES.”

Alerted, Fawful rushes over standing directly in front of me.  Fawful glances at Red quickly.

Fawful:”Don’t put her in a cage, she’ll change back eventually.”

He looks back over at me. Fawful:”Ruckis don’t do this.”

“Then you teach them respect or I’LL do it for you.”

Fawful:”Will you now?”

The two of us have a stare down, a very cold feeling surrounding Fawful.  While that’s going on something swoops past Red swiping the bat Claudia right out from his grip too quickly for anyone to react.  Something… or someone just stole her.  The culprit?

She looks up…

Red and Purple once more exchanged looks to one another, their antennae twitching.

``Red...``

``No, no. I’m fine.``

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Antasma looks far more frustrated at the two’s disgust towards him eating Antasmunchies.

Antasma:”It’s not like I enjoy eating zem any more san you enjoy hearing about it, I literally cannot eat anysing else!  As much as I vould love to eat pizza, cake, and other sings I just can’t… Even one bite vould make me extremely sick and nobody vants that.”

Antasma’s attention is turned towards a portal that opens with a loud “vwoosh” sound.  From the portal returns Fawful and many many others.  There are, but not limited to, huge other worldly bugs, bio-mechanical monsters, more Irken looking creatures like Fawful some of which that are either slightly or significantly taller, and even some humans that may not look like much, but they have an eerie ill spirited  aura about them.  A variety of creatures ranging from big brutes and killer machines

to the smaller or average height creatures that look either very creepy or rather cute at first appearance.

Purple was practically giggling like a schoolgirl by this point as he hovered around all of them, getting a closer, albeit very quick look, a wide grin on his face.

“They’re kinda cute lookin’!”

After the brief inspection, Purple hovered right back to Red’s side, while he only looked them all over from where he stood…Well, hovered. He gave an approving nod, chuckling.

“I like the one with the attitude. She seems like a fighter. Welcome to The Massive! You’re going to join our galactic conquest!…And all that good stuff.”

Antasma:”Sorry, zat was my bad.”

Fawful steps up onto Midbus’ head and straightens up.  Aww he looks like a tiny little tyrant.

Fawful:”Anyway, Claudia, we went over this three times already.  We’ve been looking for an excuse to get off of that foresakenly doomed planet and now we are having one!  Just think of all the new technology we are having access to now. There’s being so many more opportunities open for Fawful and his dad.”

“What about the kingdom?!  Someone has to look after that…”

Fawful:”It is being fine, Luigi and Peasley have already agreed to take over and everything will be going back to normal.”

Popple:”What about Cackletta what’d she hafta say bout it?”

Purple was quite cheery, of course, though his mind was in the wrong place. It was until Red cleared his throat and interjected was Purple was saying, shaking his head.

“No, they don’t work like WE do. But if it’s dead…I dunno, throw it into space and keep it moving? IS it dead? Because it looks like it. No use in carrying dead weight around…”

Most of the other seem either uneasy or rather okay about your situation.  I on the other hand, look ready to attack.  I set the little nightmare child on my arm down and bare my fangs growling with the intent to kill.  Fawful catches me in the act.

Fawful:”R u c k i s .”

I look over at him wide eyed, then I snarl at him.

Fawful:”Call off the attack.”

“But they-!”

Fawful:”Furururu….  You must have misheard Fawful…”

Fawful:”B a c k   o f f .”

“Kyehahaha did I say but they-?  What I meant was… Broggy get back here!  No Broggy Bonker, NO!”

Red’s eyes had followed the one called “Broggy” for short while, occasionally passing glance to the little runts that followed, though soon his gaze went to the little fuzzy one that followed. He was starting to contemplate how good of an idea this was…But, he wasn’t going to back down of course. Purple however…

“Isn’t this already exciting!?”

He had threw himself onto Red’s shoulder, wrapping an arm around him with glee while hanging over him for a moment. Red flinched of course before looking back to the trampled Irkens, who were starting to pull themselves up, before looking to the newcomers, then the rest of the group, before letting out a bit of a chuckle before speaking.

Daniel manages to quell Broggy’s thirst to fight after a few angered snarls and grunts.  Broggy does settle down enough not to attack, but he doesn’t seem very happy about it.  He doesn’t seem happy in general so not much can be said.  Fawful laughs giddily with a huge grin on his face.  

The fact that Red thought this was chaotic.  Little did he know that this right here?  This is relatively calm compared to most days.  Everyone’s a little bit freaked out about being a part of an alien empire and that’s a huge factor, but Fawful wasn’t about ready to tell them about how insane everything could get.  They would have to learn that one on their own.

Fawful:”Fawful was giving you a fair warning~”

I glance over at the human referred to as Claudia, then I look over at Fawful.

“Yo Fawf hand me your Stargun.”

Fawful sighs with annoyance in his voice.

Fawful:”You aren’t going to be shooting anyone are you?”

“No dude I need a way to wake Claudia up.”

Fawful:”Can’t you just use a Star Candy?”

“…JUST GIVE ME THE STUPID GUN!”

Seemed they really WERE going to launch her into space, IF she was dead...Good to know.

``No, we don’t need it, now get back to work!``

Purple hastily shoo’d them off before turning to what was supposed to be the human-female-creature-thing...But now...A bat?

Purple’s eyes lit up, but the pissed bat would be picked up by the ear by Red.

/ Heya folks! Mod ZimZam here! Seems this blog isn’t getting much love, and I really want to change that around, so I’d like to introduce Ivo! The Tallest of Tor’s verse.

Voice Claim: Alfred Coleman - Eggman Real Time Fandubs Tallest of Tor’s Universe of Irk, a dictator who has a habit of abusing any Irken that so much as breathes in his general direction Sent Tor to Earth for trying to kill him for obvious reasons, though he meant to launch him into space because he knew the little fuck would die, that’s the simple version.

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Antasma looks far more frustrated at the two’s disgust towards him eating Antasmunchies.

Antasma:”It’s not like I enjoy eating zem any more san you enjoy hearing about it, I literally cannot eat anysing else!  As much as I vould love to eat pizza, cake, and other sings I just can’t… Even one bite vould make me extremely sick and nobody vants that.”

Antasma’s attention is turned towards a portal that opens with a loud “vwoosh” sound.  From the portal returns Fawful and many many others.  There are, but not limited to, huge other worldly bugs, bio-mechanical monsters, more Irken looking creatures like Fawful some of which that are either slightly or significantly taller, and even some humans that may not look like much, but they have an eerie ill spirited  aura about them.  A variety of creatures ranging from big brutes and killer machines

to the smaller or average height creatures that look either very creepy or rather cute at first appearance.

Purple was practically giggling like a schoolgirl by this point as he hovered around all of them, getting a closer, albeit very quick look, a wide grin on his face.

“They’re kinda cute lookin’!”

After the brief inspection, Purple hovered right back to Red’s side, while he only looked them all over from where he stood…Well, hovered. He gave an approving nod, chuckling.

“I like the one with the attitude. She seems like a fighter. Welcome to The Massive! You’re going to join our galactic conquest!…And all that good stuff.”

Antasma:”Sorry, zat was my bad.”

Fawful steps up onto Midbus’ head and straightens up.  Aww he looks like a tiny little tyrant.

Fawful:”Anyway, Claudia, we went over this three times already.  We’ve been looking for an excuse to get off of that foresakenly doomed planet and now we are having one!  Just think of all the new technology we are having access to now. There’s being so many more opportunities open for Fawful and his dad.”

“What about the kingdom?!  Someone has to look after that…”

Fawful:”It is being fine, Luigi and Peasley have already agreed to take over and everything will be going back to normal.”

Popple:”What about Cackletta what’d she hafta say bout it?”

Purple was quite cheery, of course, though his mind was in the wrong place. It was until Red cleared his throat and interjected was Purple was saying, shaking his head.

“No, they don’t work like WE do. But if it’s dead…I dunno, throw it into space and keep it moving? IS it dead? Because it looks like it. No use in carrying dead weight around…”

Most of the other seem either uneasy or rather okay about your situation.  I on the other hand, look ready to attack.  I set the little nightmare child on my arm down and bare my fangs growling with the intent to kill.  Fawful catches me in the act.

Fawful:”R u c k i s .”

I look over at him wide eyed, then I snarl at him.

Fawful:”Call off the attack.”

“But they-!”

Fawful:”Furururu….  You must have misheard Fawful…”

Fawful:”B a c k   o f f .”

“Kyehahaha did I say but they-?  What I meant was… Broggy get back here!  No Broggy Bonker, NO!”

Red’s eyes had followed the one called “Broggy” for short while, occasionally passing glance to the little runts that followed, though soon his gaze went to the little fuzzy one that followed. He was starting to contemplate how good of an idea this was...But, he wasn’t going to back down of course. Purple however...

``Isn’t this already exciting!?``

He had threw himself onto Red’s shoulder, wrapping an arm around him with glee while hanging over him for a moment. Red flinched of course before looking back to the trampled Irkens, who were starting to pull themselves up, before looking to the newcomers, then the rest of the group, before letting out a bit of a chuckle before speaking.