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so to recap… finn and hamish won’t leave me tf alone after I’ve rejected them 8000 times each.. and they keep doing increasingly weird shit like writing letters that they carry around in their speedos apparently or giving me their mom’s necklace even though we’re not friends.. but STEFAN… my actual ex who came all the way from canada for me and me alone gave up because I didn’t bring him back from casa and now I’m locked out of his route. but also if you do bring him back from casa he’s gonna start doing a bunch of fuck shit and you can’t get mad at him properly… the same exact fuck shit jude’s been doing that made me wanna switch back to stefan in the first place. AUGH

s9 mc be like:

I'll say it.

I'm thinking if you want a good stefan route, one where he isn't tainted by acting like a horny teenager with uma, stick with your li after casa and then when ur li starts acting like That, crack on with stef and then recouple with him at the next recoupling. because I refuse to continue with him after the uma thing, it's so out of character from what we've been told and seen of him so far. I mean I know it's bc they couldn't be bothered to write a proper route for him and just added him to the list of "same dialogue, different face" li's but still, it's annoying lol.

well, guess that's not an option either since he apparently forgets you exist and goes after uma if he's paired with nat 👹

with fortunately convenient timing, the unnanounced narrative game company founded by former pb employees now has a name! candlelight games, led by none other andrew shvarts aka mr. blades himself (along with his brother daniel), megan schwarz (lead of tna, ame, ds, weh) and royal mcgraw (who headed the original hollywood u and then choices until 2021).

Ugh, I was getting into teehee daybeds mood™️ with Marshall, and I was thoroughly enjoying the banter, and then this phrasing just fucking killed the vibe