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For the record, my tag is easily the best.

~Fizzbottom Poppytops

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Real talk why is Jem’s hair pink this is bullshit

it should be blue

like mine

^_~

#Trumpet Fucker #text #tales from uzz hq

AAAAA AAAA A A A

MY PHONE WON’T STOP VIBRATING???!

U M

I MEAN

IT STARTED VIBRATING REALLY LOUD AND IT

SCARED TODD OFF

todd come back

pls

#Shady Circles #text #tales from the mecharachnid

OH GOD

I’M STUCK INSIDE MY SON’S PHONE

i-I i think i can get out of this??? ummm..

If i vibrate loud enough it’ll get his attention!!

♥[Norma]♥

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Dear Anita

fuck you >:C

#The Volt #text #tales from uzz hq

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Fun fact: Victor wears Fluffy Bunny underwear.

#Knight Knight #text #tales from uzz hq

Like an Expendable, Doctor Doctor has me take a class with the other expendables. Unlike one however, i have to take the class run by Mr. Helsinki and his husband with the freaky hair. Yikes.

#Nines #tales from the mecharachnid #text

Obligatory first post, she says at 00:21.

i’m so tired right now, and everyone else is asleep.

See, now that they’re asleep though, I can slip a few secrets.

victor calls ray “donald trumpet” to piss him off and this is the 5th time this month i’ve had to rescue vic from a fucking trumpet prision.

dear victor: cut that shit out.

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