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Joel: Pocky? Isn't this a noodle covered in chocolate?

Cate: It's a cracker, you dumb fuck!

#lunch #cate #joel #tales from high school

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"I DON'T TRUST THIS CHEESE AND YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER."

- Kiara

#kiara #lunch table #tales from high school

"All I know about Family Feud is that it's basically jeopardy with your dumb as fuck family members and two teams."

- Casi

#casi #band class #tales from highschool

Emily: Hey look, I got a black eye.

Kiara: Emily! Why?!

Emily: It's called BALL to FACE.

#emily plays soccer #emily #kiara #english class #tales from highschool

"Its 8am and I don't know how to spell ANYTHING."

- Kiara

#kiara #english class #tales from high school

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Curt: *pulls a bag of cookies out of his backpack*

Lex: aRE THOSE FUCKIN-

Lex: GIMME THE FUCKING COOKIES.

Curt: *slightly terrified* okaayyy...

Austin: lex is a Big Mood.

#band class #tales from highschool #lex #curt #austin

"What's the point of golf without blinding neon aesthetics??"

- Casi

#band class #tales from highschool #casi

Joel: Well, I mean, teenagers don't always spend their money wisely.

Lex: I once bought 30 of those cinnabon things from taco bell at once and I ate them all.

Teacher: ... Case in point?

#english class #tales from highschool #joel #lex

Laura: So that he can bring the wealthy customers.

Joel: Its allll about the money.

Lex: C A P I T A L I S M.

#english class #tales from highschool #laura #joel #lex

yankee-doodle-danger

the american high school experience

million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors

speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”

stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee

the Pacer

teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”

broken air conditioning

classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell

“wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”

a shit ton of standardized tests

“if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”

“if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”

jeopardy

quizlet

the cha-cha slide

“mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

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*two months into the school year*

Substitute: Jake?

Jake: Here.

Hailey: We have a Jake in this class??

Jake:

#english class #tales from high school #hailey #jake

"The bell has now belled"

- The Substitute

#english class #tales from highschool

Emily’s glasses… on Taylor’s face. A true work of art.

#wowza #history class #tales from high school #taylor #emily

Hailey: Oh no! One of the stick bugs fell in the fish tank!

Teacher: Oh, well now. It BeLoNgS iN tHe TrAsH.

Casi:*whispering* oh same.

#science class #tales from highschool #hailey #casi

"GAYtorade, bro. My favorite."

- Andre

#engineering class #tales from highschool #andre

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guy at lunch: *to his friend* What the fuck are you wearing?

friend: CLOTHES, you idiot!

#during lunch #tales from high school

Opinions

Teacher: Ok, Curt, did you want to say something?

Curt: Yeah, its just about anarchocapitalism, but-

Everyone: NO.

Teacher: ? Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, guys.

Everyone, in unison: EVERYONE EXCEPT CURT

#english class #tales from high school #curt

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