Two Guys Experimenting On Each Other

Heimerdinger: What is your biggest weakness?

Viktor, trying to cheer Jayce up: Things could be worse, you know!

Jayce: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Viktor: We have fun, don’t we, Jayce?

Viktor: Jayce can be quite rude when he’s running on little sleep.

Viktor: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Breaking into Heimerdinger’s Office:

Sometime pre canon:

Jayce: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Viktor: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Jayce, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Viktor: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.

At a council meeting:

Jayce: We both look very handsome tonight.