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You know how those things are, they find a way to linger like a worm in your brain for multiple lifetimes. Midge has certainly found her way into his wheel of love. How can he not be somewhat stirred by it? | Luke Kirby
How do you get to JFK?
My take on how this airport scene is going to go. Read on AO3.
As her parents bicker about their delayed flight ahead of her, she feels her eyes being drawn to the rapid movement of a crumpled black suit moving briskly through the crowd below the walkway. Midge falls behind as she follows the figure trying to get a better look, It canât be. Itâs been a month since she last saw him, since he had yelled at her about tanking her career. Though it was a thoroughly embarrassing dressing down, she can now admit she needed it.Â
The sight of his teary eyes as he told her that she would break his fucking heart had lit a fire within her and she had been working and hustling like a madman ever since. Sheâd still been working at the Wolford; it was a stage where she was free to speak her truth and people came to see her, but she was also paying her dues like every other comic trying to make it. Working shitty gigs surrounded by male comics and asshole bookers who just didnât get it. And by some mad stroke of luck of Ford himself seeing her act at the Wolford and Susieâs hard work, she was joining the writing team at the Gordon Ford show come next week. Without his kick up the ass she wouldnât have this, sheâd still be hiding. The problem was that he had disappeared after Carnegie so she couldnât even thank him. Sheâd heard no word of gigs, or tv appearances, he wasnât even in the press all that much, besides the reviews of the Carnegie performance and a couple mentions of arrests. She had hoped that he would have sought her out by now, maybe even called asking for her to bail him out - and god did it hurt that he hadnât.
Fate however, as it is wont to do when it concerns them, deemed it necessary to intervene because how else do you explain both she and Lenny being at JFK on the same day at the same time? She reckons itâs her turn for a sneak attack, she canât let this opportunity pass her by not knowing when sheâll catch him next. âHey Iâll catch up with you at the gate, Iâm going to go ask the information desk for an update on our flight.â She calls to her parents, turning on her heel and heading towards the stairs after him. God, why does he always walk so fast? She's talented in heels but even she has her limits. She sees him head for the tunnel and decides to try and cut him off by entering from the side nearer to her. When she gets there she looks to the right, spotting him emerging into the corridor. He looks a bit out of it, dark bags under his eyes, his suit wrinkled like he slept in it. She notices heâs wearing the same tie as he did in Miami. Does he only own like three ties? One of them is still at her apartment so maybe two now.
âWeâve got to stop meeting like thisâ she calls out and watches in amusement as his head whips round to find her and his eyes blow wide a little at the unexpected sight of her.Â
âThe universe seems to keep throwing us together. Guess thatâs what happens when you donât call..â she trails off a little accusatory as she walks up slowly to him. She stops a few feet away, suddenly unsure of an appropriate distance.
âMidge? What are you doing here?â
âHeaded to a funeral in Oklahoma with my parents.â Waving her hand as she speaks
âOh shit, Iâm sorryâ, tilting his head in concern.Â
âItâs okay, thank you, it's a distant family on my mothers side.â
He nods at that. âOh Hey congratulations on booking the Ford gig by the way, youâll be running the place in no timeâ he says, so surely that even she believes it a little. âHell, play your cards right, you might even become his in-house comic.â Wagging his finger at her with a smirk.
âYeah maybeâ she smiles, feeling suddenly shy under his praise.âIt feels good to be working again. Plus it comes with the added bonus of not breaking your heart.â
He smirks up at that and tilts his head slightly, in a way that is so Lenny, âAh yes thank you for that. Us Jewish men donât have the best track record when it comes to heart conditions so we need all the help we can get.â
She lets out a chuckle, before getting serious, âReally Lenny, thank you for what you said at Carnegie. You were right, I was hiding, I was afraid of getting burned again. Iâm sorry that I turned down the Bennett gig, and Iâm sorry for any damage it caused on your end sticking your neck out for me like that. I donât know what the hell I was thinking.â She can feel herself starting to ramble but she needs to get this out âI wasnât thinking, thatâs the truth of it. I thought I had missed my shot with getting kicked off Shy's tour and I just wanted a steady gig, one that paid, one I didnât have to censor myself for. I thought I was being smart, protecting myself, but you were right. I was giving up. I could no longer see myself making it big anymore, I thought, this is all I getâ gesturing her hands to the side and letting them fall to her side.Â
Lenny pauses, and smirks, âAnd now?âÂ
She smiles at him softly âNow I can see it again, the vision I had when I started this mad career choice. I can see myself headlining the Copa, wearing a beaded white cocktail dress. I can see me on the stage of Carnegie, pink dress this time.â
Lenny snorts at her inclusion of what sheâs wearing in her fantasies.Â
âYouâll get there Midge, youâre destined for it, youâre just too damn good, sometimes I forget that youâve only been at this for a couple years.â
Midge feels herself tearing up a little at his words
âIâm sorry I yelled by the way, got a little carried away.â he adds.
Midge shifts awkwardly, unsure of what to say to that. Their silence is broken by the laughter of a passing couple, as the voice over the tannoy announces the next flight to board.
âSo, you heading out of town for some gigs?â Taking note of the bag clutched under his arm.
Lenny scratches his ear a little nervously, a look she hasnât seen on him before âEr Iâm actually moving out of town for a little while, to LA.âÂ
âOh-â she breathes, a silence passing between them as she lets the news sink in, her brow scrunching in confusion. âHow long will you be gone?â
âIâm not sureâ Lenny admits, almost sheepishly. Another drawn out silence passes between them.Â
âWait so you were just going to leave without saying goodbye?â That comes out shakier then she intended.Â
âMidge-â
âYou could have called for Christâs sakeâ
He doesnât have an answer to that.Â
âSo thatâs it? That's all we get? One incredible night and a fight on the stage of Carnegie Hall?â
Midge feels like the ground is opening up beneath her, âTell me, have I been reading things wrong?â Gesturing her hand between them. Lenny takes a step towards her, shaking his head. âThis feels like the goddamn Sadie Hawkins dance all over again.â She mutters, more to herself than him.Â
She looks back up at him, stepping into his space âThat night we shared felt like it was a long time coming. It felt like it might have been the start of something. Was I wrong?â her voice rising.Â
Fuck why are her eyes welling again, she doesnât want to cry in front of him.Â
âHell, maybe I should have realised I was reading into things when you didnât contact me for a month, Christ Iâm an idiot.â
âYouâre not an idiot midge-â to his credit he looks just as pained as she feels.
âTell me something, what was that night to you? Because all the flirting, the favours, the sneak attacks - fuck Lenny was that all just in effort to fucking sleep with me?!âÂ
âJesus Christ, of course not Midge!â He says, stepping away gesturing a little wildly. A passing mother shields her child's ears, ushering them through the tunnel quickly. âI was telling the truth - I did not plan that night. I didnât expect it either.âÂ
âSo what, it was just a spur of the moment kind of thing to you?â
âNo midge. It was-â he exhales, deflated, and looks skyward âfuck, I mean - Midge it was more than I could have ever dreamt.â
She stops at that, her eyes locking onto his.
âLook, I didnât dare to hope I got more than just that one night with you.â
âWhy the hell would you think that?â
âBecause Iâm a fucking mess Midge, it would never work out between us. I canât give you what you deserve and I would only end up hurting you.â
She scoffs at his reply, crossing her arms, âAnd you get to decide that all on your own and leave me high and dry. Fucking hell Lenny I thought we were friends. First and foremost. I felt like I finally got onto the same page with you and now youâre fucking off to LA?â
He stops at this, tears in his eyes.
âIâm sorry Midge. I just - I canât be here anymore. My kid is in LA, the state of New York is gunning for me, the arrests are getting more serious and frequent, and - to be honest - nothing good can come of you being seen with me.âÂ
âYou saw what was in the bag Midgeâ he adds quieter sounding ashamed and not meeting her eyes.
Midge is at a loss of what to say, her mouth opening and closing multiple times trying to reply - she feels the fight leave her.
âPlease donât leave Lenny.â She says in a quiet and teary voice, âWhat am I supposed to do without you? Youâre my only friend in this goddamn industry. Whoâs going to bring their umbrella to my shows? Whoâs going to be there to pull my head out of my ass?â
He gives her a sad smile.
âYou donât need me, Midge. You never did.â
She feels a tear escape and roll down her cheek as he turns to leave.
âKnock âem deadâ he adds before he heads out through the tunnel towards his gate.
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Heâs a goddamn coward is all he can think as he joins the line to board his flight.
He turns when he hears his name shouted from behind him, suddenly a blurry pink figure is rushing towards him. He drops his suitcase and coat on instinct as Midge launches herself at him and kisses him. Lennyâs arms wrap around her instantly gathering her close, unable to resist as she devours him. Itâs a kiss that verges on indecent especially given they are surrounded by people waiting to board the plane. She pulls back for a moment, their foreheads pressed together.
âI may not need you, but I want you Lenny Bruceâ
She kisses him again softer this time drawing out the taste - it feels like goodbye.
She takes his hand and places a crumpled piece of paper into it
âFor when youâre readyâ as she closes his fingers over it.
She kisses him once more briefly then parting, missing her soft lips already âLook after yourself Lennyâ she whispers and with that she turns and walks away not looking back. He finds himself stuck, feet routed to the floor as he watches her leave. He unfolds the note she handed him revealing her address and phone number along with a note scrawled in a rush:Â
Someday weâll stop walking away from one another.
He feels the tears build in his eyes as he watches her disappear into the crowd and he tucks the note into his pocket turning to board the plane. Someday he thinks to himself. Someday.
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@otpsource Valentineâs Day Event âł day 4 - otp + quote
lenny + professional respect for midge
This turned me gay
Being reminded of this as a queer adult is so wild because you realize some very overt shit. Like, Bobby emits ice from his whole body. Grabbing the bottle was enough! In fact, he didnât even have to grab the bottle, a simple poke would have worked or he could have shot ice from a distant. Him blowing on this bottle was 3000% overt flirting and honestly the gayest thing Iâve probably ever seen a mutant use their powers for and Wolverine was here for it all and no one will tell me differently.
Itâs that eye contact
Thereâs no question that this scene is subtexted, and there are two subtext lines being used here: gay, and mutant.
Logan started the dialogue by handing the bottle over, casually normalizing Bobbyâs use of his mutant ability. Offering him a kind of contraband-feeling friend/bro moment, rather than treating him as a more or less dangerous child.
Bobby, being a teenager with a working dick and a sense of humor, saw Loganâs offer and raised him a tease.
Logan paused, conveying, âI see what you did there kid,â (I speak gay too) then just thanked him and took the bottle back, sidestepping the offer without crushing Bobby for having made it.
This was an adult, steering the scene for both their sakes, and doing so without the use of fear.
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Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.
tfw correcting misinformation is written off as mansplaining
tfw when idiots on tumblr who know jack shit about thermo assume the dude is âcorrecting misinformationâ when actually heâs dead ass wrong. âSpontaneousâ is a scientific term - it means a reaction with a negative Gibbâs free energy, i.e. a reaction that will occur without an external energy input, i.e. water boiling because of low atmospheric pressure. Spontaneous is absolutely the correct term for what sheâs observing, and that is âsimple thermoâ, and this is âcorrecting misinformationâ.
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