Yea...Okay...So?~

Dashing through the snow,

Get the fuck out my way!

You’re so fucking slow,

And fat, What do you weigh?

You can’t fucking sing,

I’ll start a fucking fight.

Get out of my way you fucking ho,

I’m driving here tonight, Oh!

  JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY, HEY!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

RUN THAT ASS CAUSE YOU CAN’T HIDE,

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH.

  A day or two ago,

You though that i had died,

You knew it was a lie,

Now you run and hide.

You had sex and you drank,

You deserve just what you got,

Your body will smell rank,

Because your corpse will rot Oh!

GO TO HELL, GO TO HELL,

DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.

I SAID IT ONCE, I’LL SAY IT TWICE,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, HEY!

GO TO HELL, GO TO HELL,

DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.

I SAID IT ONCE, I’LL SAY IT TWICE,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!

Dashing through the snow,

Get the fuck out of my way!

Killing all these hoes,

Laughing all the way!

HA HA HA!

The snow is turning red,

I think these skanks are dead,

Then I’ll go all necrophiliac on their ass,

AND FUCK THEM IN THE HEAD OH!

  JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY, HEY!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE,

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH.

Lyrics from:

thefreebitch

funnyjunk