In a mad world, only the mad are sane

what would completely break your character?

what was the best thing in your character’s life?

what was the worst thing in your character’s life?

what seemingly insignificant memories stuck with your character?

does your character work so they can support their hobbies or use their hobbies as a way of filling up the time they aren’t working?

what is your character reluctant to tell people?

how does your character feel about sex?

how many friends does your character have?

how many friends does your character want?

what would your character make a scene in public about?

for what would your character give their life?

what are your character’s major flaws?

what does your character pretend or try to care about?

how does the image your character tries to project differ from the image they actually project?

send a symbol from your muse to mine.   add  ↪  for a reverse from my muse to yours !

🍳   :   cook breakfast in bed for my muse.

💝   :   give a box of chocolates to my muse.

🍿    :   watch a rom-com with my muse.

💐   :   give flowers to my muse.

👙    :   buy lingerie for my muse.

💌   :   leave my muse a card from a secret admirer.

🍽️   :   take my muse out for dinner for two.

❤️   :   give a gift to my muse.   (   specify.   )

🐶   :   surprise my muse with a puppy.

🐱   :   surprise my muse with a kitten.

💔   :   break up with my muse.

🏩   :   book a valentine’s trip away with my muse.

💍    :   propose to my muse.

🔥    :   flirt with my muse.

😳   :   confess your muse’s love to my muse.

😘   :   kiss my muse.

🐻   :   give my muse a valentine’s teddy bear.

💃    :   dance with my muse.

this post includes dialogue spoilers for  DEADPOOL 2.  you’ve been warned.

           feel free to change pronouns / wording !

❝ what a dick ! ❞

❝ i took a catnap on twelve hundred gallons of high test fuel. ❞

❝ i’m gonna touch them all over. ❞

❝ i don’t speak cantonese. ❞

❝ i don’t bargain, pumpkin fucker. ❞

❝ do not go in there ! ❞

❝ oh god ! time out, time out ! ❞

❝ too exotic ? ❞

❝ i got blood right in my open eye ! ❞

❝ i’m so glad i left the kiddos at home. ❞

❝ that babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. ❞

❝ every good family film starts with a vicious murder, bambi, the lion king, saw seven. ❞

❝ listen, confidence isn’t something you have it’s something you create. ❞

❝ start the fucking car ! ❞

❝ i shit my pants. ❞

❝ i want to belong to something. ❞

❝ i want to become a contract killer. ❞

❝ i can’t wait to never speak of this. ❞

❝ oh, well that’s - that’s just the most beautiful thing i’ve ever - i don’t know what this is. ❞

❝ can you hear me ? ❞

❝ kids, they give a chance to be better than we are, better than we used to be. ❞

❝ you are a lot smarter than i look. ❞

❝ thank god i didn’t have t’ use the cream cheese speader. ❞

❝ go home, you’ve been here for three days. ❞

❝ you know what FINE stands for ? fucked up, insecure, needy and emotional. ❞

❝ don’t you know how t’ knock ? ❞

❝ i thought you saw me with your ears. ❞

❝ can’t really live ‘til we’ve died a little. ❞ 

❝ what in the fuck knuckles is this ? ❞

❝ should’ve brought my rape whistle. ❞

❝ first off, i’m not even a virgin. ❞

❝ you always make it hard. ❞

❝ like beyoncé says, please, please stop cheating on me. ❞

❝ come quietly, or there will be trouble. ❞

❝ put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head, now ! ❞

❝ rules are meant to be broken. ❞ 

❝ those guys hurt you ? ❞

❝ i fight for what’s right. ❞

❝ you’re so dark ! are you sure you’re not from the dc universe ? ❞

❝ we need a secret code. ❞

❝ am i gettin’ catfished here or ? ❞

❝ isn’t that a little derivative ? ❞

❝ you’ve been chosen by a higher power. ❞

❝ never underestimate a man with a moustache. ❞

❝ he’s going in through the back ! oh god, he’s inside ! ❞

❝ i’d ask who you are but you’ll be dead in a second. ❞

❝ ooh. somebody knows … karate. ❞

❝ something is so terribly, terribly wrong. ❞

❝ i should’ve worn my white pants. ❞ 

❝ i’m gonna rip you in half now. ❞

❝ you’re not the revenge type. ❞

❝ wha’d’ you want me t’ say, huh ? ❞

❝ what’s ________ got that i don’t have ? ❞

❝ all i told him was everything he wanted to know. ❞

❝ is this apartment listed on tinder ? grindr ? ❞

❝ well, that’s just lazy writing. ❞ 

❝ you remind me of my wife. ❞

❝ so what’s it gonna be, handsome ? ❞

❝ and that, is why you never eat a raw starfish. it’s just common sense. ❞

❝ i will bathe in the blood of your enemies. ❞

❝ boom ! spoiler alert. ❞

❝ i’m a grower, not a shower. ❞

❝ you should never meet your heroes because honestly, he’s a bit of a dick. ❞

❝ i don’t deserve your friendship, or your help. ❞

❝ damn it feels good t’ be a gangster ! ❞

❝ it’s not a great analogy. ❞

❝ i told you i care about you. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna die without an audience. ❞

❝ is there a knife in my dick ? ❞

“i can’t believe you.”

“are you serious?”

“we’re not finished. i’m not just going to let this go.”

“so you don’t trust me?”

“fuck you.”

“you know me! and the fact that you still think i’d do that hurts the most.”

“i miss the old you. i don’t want the person you’ve become.”

“you never understand.”

“you said the same thing last time.”

“i’m so tired of constantly doing this with you.”

“you don’t even try to see it from my perspective.”

“i’m not apologizing.”

“hell if i care.”

“this is fucking bullshit.”

“why are you always the one who’s breaking my heart?”

“i can’t do this anymore.”

“you don’t mean that.”

“i hate you.”

“you never keep your promises.”

“out of all the things you’ve told me, what was true?”

“i can’t even look at you.”

“do you even love me anymore?”

“i’m fucking done.”

“i shouldn’t have ever trusted you.”

“you’re being unfair.”

“i’m not going to keep being your little secret. i deserve better.”

“i’m leaving.”

“just… just go.”

“i thought you’d be the one to make me happy.”

“you don’t even pretend to care about me.”

“i don’t even remember the last time you told me you loved me.”

“don’t go.”

“I wonder what’s underneath all that anger, all that hard glossy armor? Maybe there’s just an innocent, wounded little girl in there who wants to come out and play and be loved and get happy. But now he wondered if maybe that little girl was long gone, or if she’d ever been there at all. What was under all that armor, all that anger? More anger, and more armor.”  x