It took me three tries to make this a photo post and not a text post.  Anyways, I’m John Krasinski  (the awkward dude in the pic, not the pretty lady)  and I was on this show called The Office once, it was kind of obscure you might not have heard of it.  If you wanna talk, I’m on Hangouts at notjimbohalpert, but I’m still getting used to all of this fancy technology.  Don’t get mad at grandpa if he fucks something up once in a while.

this is not my dog but oh well it’s cute

hi i’m tatum and this is my face incase you forgot :~)

feel the power of your hand on me

i like to pretend i’m a model. i like to pretend i’m beautiful. i like to pretend i’m not having allergies right now so bad my eyes are nearly swollen shut or that i’ve lost the ball on my tongue piercing for the third (THIRD) time this WEEK or that i didn’t come home today and immediately step in cat puke. i like to pretend a lot of things and i’ve gotten pretty good at it