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Some uplifting music to help your daughters and empower them through their adolescence. Starting with Juvenile - Back That Ass Up

All the things we wished we learned from our mothers. Number one being how to fucking dance like a black girl. It’s important! Also, what’s up with mothafuckas not getting their periods in The Hunger Games? huh?

We just want to know why people are always talking to us. Also Kehlani, you’re not WOKE. And that. is. OK. 

Have you ever witnessed and/or participated in an argument with a black woman and walked away wondering, “How could one ever come out on top in a situation like this?” Well the answer is simple. You can’t. Ever. Listen in as we explain why and delve deep into the art that is “The Black Girl Argument”. Our topics range from inter-office fights all the way to altercations in The Walmart. So, enjoy. Take some notes. But know still, that you can become well versed in this matter, but you will never, ever, win. Have a Blessed day! 

This week we're discussing classic, black films/TV, Real Nigga R&B, and bad ass women in Black History. Enjoy!

We really miss when R&B used to be about getting out of jail and all the nights they used to “beat it up”. So we made a playlist. 

A special Valentine’s Day episode about Kanye West’s booty hole. Because we’re romantic like that. 

A special Black History Month playlist honoring the Black Cinderella, crinkly micro-braid Queen, BRANDY.

All about vacation constipation. GOOGLE IT!! 

Reading material to follow along with and print out for your personal enjoyment.

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Songs for when you're on a road trip because you couldn't afford a plane ticket. Try to enjoy.

Episode 18 of Take Me Off Speakerphone! Do you dream of the day when you'll finally be able to post a picture of your airplane ticket on the gram with caption "wheels up ✈️" ? But your bank account is always saying "nah." ? Listen in. This week we're teaching you how to travel like a broke -- I mean Boss bitch!

A playlist to help explain to people that you already have enough friends. No hard feelings.

New Take Me Off Speakerphone! Episode 17: No New Friends. Morgan and Kyndacee finally realize Drake was right. Your day one niggas are good enough, even if they're shit. Because new friends are wayyy too much work.