TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT I AM WHO I AM

Straight boys be like

Breaking news: Straight men tell girls to smile because they hate to see a sour face. Same straight men pissed as fuck when you don’t smile at them because they interpret every nice gesture as an invitation for sex.

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

actual hufflepuff traits: baking too many cookies and then eating all the cookies and having no cookies, and wanting more cookies

I wore a flannel shirt to work the other day and a guy I didn’t know was like “hey nice flannel” and without even thinking I casually said “thanks I’m gay” and he laughed so hard he had to sit down.

I absolutely love children

I’m the hotdog girl

bananas in pajamas gritty chernobyl reboot