Just close your eyes and pretend it's watersports

That’s what you get when you try to document them

if one more of you ungrateful fuckers sends me a message asking where i got the awesome fidget spinner back tattoo from i swear to god

getting real tired of using my own money to buy myself nice things

This is the saddest post on tumblr

has @fuckyesdeadpool seen this yet tho?

God, I feel like all Ryan Reynolds does is constantly search the Internet for what people fantasize about him. He must know all the memes.

That furry feeling when u run up the basement stairs so nothing below can grab you

that scalie feeling when you have to chase all these fucking furries out of your basement

This is the 6 IV Rowlet of Prosperity. Reblog and 2017 won’t be absolute shit