Reblogs

fucking your plushies can be incest too. if you have the mind for it

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

Me, seeing the first frame of this video: Oh, mama's at the end of her rope. :')

baja blast

That dolphin pussy stuff

the what

it's nothing, go back to bed

for a while i could never find this post and straight up thought i hallucinated it

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting