みんな最後だ！

*drives one mile over the speed limit*  my name is max. my world is fire and blood

*takes a turn a little to hard* WITNESS ME

Dear March, please be good to me.

“can i see you again” is such a sweet thing to say

That man was probably freaked tf out that some random creepy child came up to him unprompted and asked after his deceased mother

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

This is a personal attack.

Don’t talk to me or my 67 tabs ever again.

im in this photo and i don’t like it

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

ariana grande’s enunciation reminds me of the time i was sucking dick and the guy asked me a question in the middle that isn’t a yes-or-no type like “oh fuck when’s the last time you’ve been deepthroated?” and i try to respond with a dick suffocating me like “lungaweeffawgho” and while moaning, he goes “aah wha?” but my answer shouldn’t matter cause what’s important is he’s having a good time like how i enjoy ari’s songs even when i dont understand what she’s saying