#zyphon

Robbo: 2 options. 1. we all become one and live a life of peace. OR

Robbo: we all attempt to kill him

BrodyAnimates: eliminate the blade

chariisma: PLEASE

Robbo: down with the blade

RageElixer: 70+ against techno

Elppa: that's unfair for us

BrandonCrafter: 1v50?

RageElixer: :(

BrandonCrafter: techno vs all

Omicron: well what's gonna happen is one person's gonna get all of techno's gear

Omicron: and then win

BrandonCrafter: bold of you to assume we can get his gear

Omicron: bold of you to assume we can kill him

meanwhile, Techno: "KNOCK KNOCK. IT'S THE UNITED STATES WITH THE AIR SUPPORT."

Zyphon: bold of you

Robbo: then the blade needs to be stopped

TommyInnit: WE ARE TEAMING WITH EVERYONE

Robbo: tommy I know you're british but you might be onto something

Fundy: whats shungite?

Robbo: LET US SET ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCE

boofdelivery: we must unite together to take down our common enemy

Zyphon: "Kill Technoblade" –Sun Tzu

Elppa: can we all hold hands

Pigicial: , the art of war

Yahiamice: roasted pork for dinner

BrodyAnimates: "This technoblade guy is a freak" –Sun Tzu

RedVacktor: if you stand still he can't see you

Robbo: "how is this guy so good wtf" –Sun Tzu

Pigicial: "remove technoblade's elytras and fireworks" –Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Fundy: lets just go mid get this over with

-and-

nekopanchira: full game truce vs techno???

chariisma: PLEASE

FireBreathMan (techno's sensei!!): yes

Presnt: yes

BrodyAnimates: BET

Presnt: please

Technoblade and Co.: *kills chariisma and OblivionTV*

FireBreathMan: everyone go middle

Grian- You either are extreamly organized or cant find a n y t h i n g.

Mumbo jumbo- Every time you hear someone say something along the lines of "Its quite simple actually" you cringe.

Literally anyone on hermitcraft- You enjoy watching people be much smart smart in their minecraft things.

Nihachu- Its Niki, nothing else needs to be said. Everyones favorite.

Defib- I am so sorry. Im waiting too.

Boffy- You dont like cows.

Aphmau- Youve been here since since 2014.

Ldshadowlady- Been here for a while too, huh?

PetezahHutt- Lets be honest, you hate all mccs that are not mcc 7.

Zyphon- You watch way too many minecraft tournaments.

Quackity- I cant tell if youre a furry or not, really a 50/50.

Pheonixsc- You like code, but you dont know code, so you try code, but command blocks.

RKY- Again, 50/50 furry my guy.

Bongs237- Ngl youre really cool to sing with.

Wadzee- Why do you enjoy watching this man suffer?

Time Deo- Im waiting too buddy, Im waiting too.

P0LAND- You either avoid saying you watch skeppy or watch skeppy too much.

Explodingtnt- Why do you have a thing for mouses?

Callahan- You are a person pretending to be a furry. I do not understand you.

JustVurb- Pick a skin. Please. I beg of you. Stop switching.

future smp doodle requests part 2

- bigman and zyphon revelling in chaos

- bigman rigging an election

- notsouls living in wolfeei's trashcan (this is canon)

- frost is canonically addicted to rotten flesh so he munch a zombie arm