beloved zo, hello darling 💖💖

as usual, my wips are below the cut

au where Gavin is getting his bag and his meals at the same time as a stripper at an empowered club, Lasko/Freelancer are already together but poly with eventual Gavin/Lasko/FL, Lasko-centric thank you to my sunshine for being my eternal Lasko inspiration, strip club typical events

GIVE ME 'GOD BLESSED ME DOUBLE'

and the sam chronicles

god has blessed me double for my troubles - lasko/listener/listener first line of the doc: "If I can’t have a polycule, then I will be giving Lasko two listeners. A MILF and a DILF because they are going to fix him." Basically, I am taking Lasko's mommy, adding daddy issues, and using sex to fix them. the water elemental is the milf who is dating the dilf, another professor (gasp, they're an air elemental professor that lasko has had before and has hot older mentor vibes - just to make it a little taboo and spicy)

and just for you, some Sam stuff but nothing spicy or sexy for you

the samuel collins chronicles - sam centric first line for the idea: "[see conversation with Lexi about how Fred and Bright Eyes are the catalyst for Sam recognizing maybe he's not doing okay]" just some snippets of Sam doing therapy with a serenity demon (not Cam) and realizing while things are good around him, his emotions... not so much

[starts firing up the royal au canon]

i know we're all mad at sam rn but hfudjcidjscids i have latched onto that piece of info hehehehe

Are we mad at him? I just wanted sub!gavin or Avior ok but I respect that there is no way to make a BA better than Calico's fic so it's okay

Anyway. Sigh. Zo you are such a dear engaging me as I am like half dead on tumblr dot com. *cracks knuckles*

So I have a couple different flavors of thoughts. I really liked the Royalty Darlin/Duke Sam idea, where Sam theoretically could be a good arranged marriage but Darlin would ideally be married to another royal if possible - but I'd love to see Sam fighting for their heart and the honor of marrying them.

Reversing that, I just had this ADORABLE (to me) idea of Duke Samuel Collins and the leader of his order of knights, Darlin. I kind of want to make Sam a bit of a damsel for once and I think it would be a little silly. Just this image of Darlin standing up straight, commanding their subordinates and Sam is watching them (he's definitely in the middle of a conversation and should NOT be doing this) with hearts in his eyes. Or a scene where Sam is at a formal event all dressed up and Darlin is playing the 1700s version of whatta man on repeat.

though i must say, darlin deffff has big esteem issues the first few times them and sam get it on because they're always trying to be perfect and sexy for himmmm

*emerges from semester covered in blood* Zo... I'm back... I'm sorry it has been so long my dearest....

I've been thinking a lot about sex "bloopers" and obviously I am VERY passionate about it.

One of my favorite flavors is the "now I have ____ on my hands and it's sticky oh gross it's sticky" or the like "don't worry, I came prepared! *busts out pack of wet/baby wipes*" Sex gets kind of gross pretty quickly and I think that's like a fun little thing for characters to talk about.

i just wanna know if potentially, mayhaps, a blood mage can rip a person in half via their magic???

Hello!!

i also think darlin should get a cramp while riding sam hehehehehhe

I could see Angel harassing David with the "daddy? sorry, daddy? sorry, daddy?" Or the "yeah, I sure hope it does!"

sex bloopers with sam and darlin <3333

[shuffles out]

you know i've been talking about these lmao

One of my favorite ideas is Darlin in pretty lingerie but it gets stuck on something and they're like "Sam... Sam I'm stuck, it's caught on the lace I don't want to rip it help me-"

Or, Sam trying to rip his clothes off but his arms get stuck in the shirt and he has a moment where his arms are in the air and he just sighs hard while Darlin is on the ground laughing.

Also the moment when Darlin blowing Sam and burping really loud and they look at each other and just chuckle together.

I have an endless amount of hilarious things that can happen during sex, these are my favorite things to talk about.