#zorg

Mike Mignola — Hell, Ink and Water: The Art of Mike Mignola part three “The Lonely” Source

Zorg

Mr. Rodney and Bob

Pete

Edward

Screw-On Head

Edward with His Favorite Thing

Chess Goblin

Blue Vampire

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

I suddenly remembered my school crush.

Spring hyperfixations hehe

I MEAN, COME ON! IT'Z EAZY AZ TAKING EYEZ FROM YOUR OWN ZON!

I ZENTENCE YOU TO ETERNAL LABOR IN THE ZLOG MINEZ!!!

Overall, it’s a fun throwback. It’s also so weird, odd, funny, unique but it works! It must’ve been so fun for Gary Oldman to play such a weird villain freak in that fuck ass haircut. I would’ve had a blast. What an insane random ragtag group of heroes lol. I still quote “C h i c k a n G o o d!” All the time lmao “MuLTi-pAsS” is a classic but I don’t get to use it as much.

I totally understand people’s complaints and comments regarding the titular Fifth Element being underutilized in her own movie. For some reason the movie is shown through Korben’s POV with him as our chosen hero. Once you get over that choice, the movie becomes enjoyable. This is a classic Bruce Willis movie in which he plays a charismatic, wild, down on his luck hero whose random past job or experiences becomes ridiculously (and unrealistically) important in saving the day. See Armageddon, Die Hard 1, Die Hard 2, and here in The Fifth Element. It was sooo weird and bad to have him actually kiss her as she slept. Why not just have him lean in enthralled but have him catch himself BEFORE he kisses her. Have him confused and regretful, not understanding why he's so drawn to her that he'd even dare to try and kiss a strange woman. It would be more of a symbol of how magnetic she is, that they are destined to be together, and would've made the final kiss more impactful.

On one hand making a woman the Supreme Being is, in my personal opinion obvious, but on a societal scale not expected. So it’s refreshing to see a woman be the ultimate savior of all of mankind. She says so herself “Me Supreme Being. Me protect you.” Yet, despite this knowledge, she is then pushed to the side.

She doesn’t really do much else other than beat up a bunch of those aliens only to cower at the sight of a plastic covered Gary Oldman in a crazy haircut. Girl… bffr you could have taken him! How could she handle all those aliens and not knock out Zorg? The man who can’t even eat a damn cherry without choking? They were sooo close and just kept right on with the Korben Dallas variety special. Imagine if in the end she had just temporarily knocked out Zorg or even just escaped quickly enough to then take out all the rest of the aliens and save Korben instead. She could’ve then proceeded to pass out from sheer exhaustion on the plane ride home or something. It would have been a slight twist of the hero role. They could’ve shared it like how in Pirates of the Caribbean both Will and Jack are the leading man together. But it is what it is! 

The costumes are also iconic! Veryyyy cuntyyy for everyone! The shot of the guy putting in that energy tube or whatever in the plane immediately cutting to Ruby fucking that girl was hilarious and insane btw. Ruby is of course one of the funniest characters here and this bold choice pays off!