#zora things

Or do they weirdly tiptoe around it mistaking it for something laid out to dry?

i think they would know what woven rugs are, and i think they would enjoy them.

but carpet?

carpet is another story.

Hyrule definitely does NOT have carpet. and if they did, the zora would hate it!! it would be like trying to put most cats in water if you tried to get them to walk on carpet, the very dry plastic fuzz sticking to them like goo.

Sidon would try his hardest to walk on it, but i can hear an audible gag from Bazz in ny head.

it would definitely be a texture thing, think of this in the same way as when you touch a microfiber cloth with extremely dry skin.

carpet will be the reason zoras start wearing shoes

So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must RE-POST and TAG 12 OF YOUR FOLLOWERS to spread the love. You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)

10 questions

1. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE WORD? ZORA: “I dunno...Maybe love or loyalty. Typical, I know.” / DAHLIA: “Basorexia.” 

2. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE WORD? “Hate.” / “Ugly.”

3. WHAT TURNS YOU ON? “Intelligence, kindness.” / “Hands. I like a man with a good set of hands. 

4. WHAT TURNS YOU OFF? “Bitterness.” / “Hmm...Maybe prudeness? Is tha’ a word?”

5. WHAT SOUND DO YOU LOVE? “The shower.” / “Moaning.”

6. WHAT SOUND DO YOU HATE? “Silence. The kind that deafens you.” / “Police sirens.”

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CURSE WORD? “Fucker.” / “I’m quite fond of cunt to be honest.” 

8. WHAT PROFESSION OTHER THAN YOURS WOULD YOU LIKE TO ATTEMPT? “Something to do with children..A teacher.” / “High-end Callgirl. Guess I could try it out.” 9. WHAT PROFESSION WOULD YOU NOT LIKE TO DO? “Being a doctor. I don’t like being around sickness.” / “A teacher. Fuck that.”

10. IF HEAVEN EXISTS, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR GOD(S) SAY WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT THE PEARLY GATES? “I doubt I’d make it there but if there is a Heaven, I’d want Him (or, ya know, her) to tell me it’s not my fault.” / “HA God wouldn’t wanna speak to me.”

bonus  questions

1. SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU? “That’s I’m a talented artist.” / “I’m not as slutty as I seem. I have class.” 2. SEXUAL PREFERENCE? “I don’t know...I mean, I like to have a connection to whomever I’m sleeping with.” / “Anyone who turns my head...Girl, guy, neither. I don’t care.”

3. WHAT POSITION DO YOU SLEEP IN? “Side.” / “Stomach.” 

4. WHAT IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU…YOU HAD TO LOSE, JUST THIS ONE TIME? “I lose a lot...I’d be used to it.” / “FUCK YOU.”

5. GREATEST FEAR? “Being hated.” / “Not being feared.” 6. IF YOU COULD LEAVE ONE THING TO BE REMEMBERED BY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  “My openness.” / “My boldness.” 

7. WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? “Claire.” / “Don’t have one.”

Raysil: [[ surprise motherfucker ]]

Ecanus: (( some pies motherfucker

Hacton: (( some fries mo+herfucker ))

Ecanus: (( first prize motherfucker

Raysil: [[ in disguise мotherfucKer ]]

Hacton: (( *+hrows holy wa+er on you bo+h ))

Hacton: (( Bap+ize, mo+herfucker ))

Hacton: (( Im cry, mo+herfucker ))

Ecanus: (( dont lie motherfucker

Hacton: (( *Slaps essay on your desk ))

Hacton: (( Revise, mo+herfucker ))

Hacton: (( *Bangs gavel* ))

Hacton: (( All rise, mo+herfucker ))

Ecanus: (( *looks down at the old smart turtle* Youre wise, motherfucker

Hacton: (( *Pu+s on a +ux* ))

Hacton: (( Bow+ies, mo+herfucker ))

Raysil: [[ -taKes off sunglasses- ]]

Raysil: [[ No eуes, мotherfucKer. ]]

Raysil: [[ /SLAPS KNEE AND LAUGHS/ ]]

Hacton: (( HAHAHAH ))

Ecanus: (( *reports suspicious men in hats and newspapers* some spies motherfucker

Hacton: (( *Pan+s fall down* ))

Hacton: (( No+ my size, mo+herfucker ))

Ecanus: (( *waits on the beach* sunrise,motherfucker

Hacton: (( *S+ares in+o said sunrise, squin+s in pain* ))

Hacton: (( My eyes, mo+herfucker ))

Ecanus: (( *glares at neighbor* despise,motherfucker

Raysil: [[ oмg ]]

Ecanus: (( *chokes a bitch with a cross and holY water* EXORCISE MOTHERFUCKER

Raysil: [[ *lie detector beeps* stop telling lies, мotherfucKer ]]

Hacton: (( *Flips you off and leaves* Goodbye, mo+herfucker ))

Ecanus: (( *looks at math problem* analYze motherfucker

Ecanus: (( *damages Your spine* paralYze motherfucker

Hacton: (( *Gives you a calcula+or* Supplies, mo+herfucker ))

Ecanus: ((*shows You telegram* apprise motherfucker

Raysil: [[ *points at screen* he dies, мotherfucKer ]]

Hacton: (( *Plays wi+h GiJoes* ))

Hacton: (( Snake eyes, mo+herfucker ))

Ecanus: (( *points to self* I CRY MOTHERFUCKER

Hacton: (( *Shoo+s you in +he face* ))

Hacton: (( You die, mo+herfucker ))

Raysil: [[ -raises bong- We're high, мotherfucKer ]]

Raysil: [[ we need to s t o p ]]

Ecanus: (( *shows You qualitY bdsm gear* advertise motherfucker

Hacton: (( *+hrows a burri+o a+ you* ))

Hacton: (( Re-fried, mo+herfucker ))

Hacton: (( *Also raises bong* ))

Hacton: (( Legalize, mo+herfucker ))

Ecanus: (( *deals with bullY and points to bullied child* apologize,motherfucker