Alright, you asked for this. Here is a zosophick drabble made by me when i was very slightly tired.
Warning: the characters and names mentioned in this story are all fictional, and any resemblance to real people or personas are completely* coincidental. As such, do not reach out to any persons that may bear resemblance to such characters, as they are not one in the same. Also, because it is cringe.
DOUBLE WARNING: THIS IS NOT BETA READ BY EITHER ME OR ANYONE ELSE, WHILE GRAMMATICAL ERRORS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED, THIS MAY NOT BE MY BEST WRITING.
btw this may not be full on nsfw but there is sex still mentioned so don't read if that still makes you uncomfortable!
Noah stood in front of the mirror, concentrating on his chest movements and the feeling of his chest muscles squeezing. There were even moments when he could even see a little bit of a bounce to his chest.
“What are you doing?” a voice asked from behind him, jump scaring him.
Noah turned around, relieved it was just Nick.
“Jesus, Nicky, baby, you scared me,” he sighed, trying to catch his breath.
“What are you doing?” he repeated, smiling that cute as fuck smile that made Noah melt whenever he saw it.
“Uh- Trying to make my pecs bounce.”
“Really?” his face somehow brightened up even more. “Can you?”
“I mean, I’ve only ever seen it move a little bit,” he replied sheepishly, scratching the back of his head in embarrassment. “I don’t really know what I’m doing, to be honest.”
Nick chuckled. “Show me.”
“Why would you wanna see it?”
“Because! I’m your boyfriend and I wanna see your chest dance.”
“Really?”
Nick leaned in close, whispering in Noah’s ear.
“It would turn me on.”
Noah immediately started trying to get it to move again, moving his arms in unorthodox ways to try and control his chest in some capacity. He could only get it to move sometimes, and he couldn’t replicate the movements when it did bounce.
Nick chuckled again. “Here. Let me show you.”
He moved his right arm down slowly in such a way that it also flexed his right pectoral. He did the same with his left side. Then, he let his arms hang to the side once Noah got the hang of the movement, still moving his chest in the same fashion. Noah quickly got the hang of that method too.
“There it is,” Nick grinned. “I see it.”
Noah giggled. “You really think so?”
He nodded. “You’ve really been working hard in the gym, haven’t you?”
He blushed. “Well, gotta keep in shape for you guys.”
Just then, Zo opened the door, finding the two of them laughing a storm.
“Speaking of-“
“Hey, guys. What are you two doing?”
“We were just practicing our pec bounces,” Nick explained.
“Oh!” Zo lit up. “Can you show me?”
“Uh… sure!” Noah said nervously.
The two of them made their chests dance in unison, Zo’s eyes sparkling at the sight. They didn’t realize just how much it would turn the both of them on, let alone Zo. Noah made sure to take a mental note of this fact, as well as to make sure to increase the intensity of the chest exercises so he’d have more of a chest to bounce.
“God, you two have really been working hard at the gym,” Zo drooled.
Noah grinned a dorky smile. “I guess so.”
Nick flashed a toothy smile. “I know so.”
Zo grabbed both of their hands. “Why don’t you show off your work a bit more… in the bedroom?” they winked, causing both of them to blush.
Before they could protest (neither of them would have anyway), Zo dragged the two of them to the bed for a steamy make out and a respectable wienering. From then on, Noah would catch himself off-handedly bouncing his chest, even while he was working. Sometimes Zo would catch him doing it as well, much to their delight.
Perhaps this new power came with new consequences. And Noah was more than capable of handling said consequences.
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First Zosophick fic! We're actually gonna be not nsfw this time! Yippeee!
Again, fair warning, do not send these to the cc's involved, obviously this is a work of fiction and something something coincidences whatever. Anyways, read on if you wanna see two men and one nonbinary person kiss.
Zo awoke from their slumber, greeting the day with about as much enthusiasm as they usually did. However, this day was not like any other; it was their birthday. That meant their favorite ice cream cake, friends coming over, and, most importantly, their partners planning something big for them. That last part was of particular annoyance, as Zo was the kind of person who never wanted anyone to do something big for them… ever. So, having two boyfriends who gave it their all every single time there was a chance to give Zo a gift… It was almost enough to give them a headache.
Luckily, they loved both of them enough to not let that happen.
They got out of bed, ready to greet Noah and Nick, only to find both of them running around in the kitchen, frantically doing… something. Zo sighed, already expecting something like this to happen. Thankfully, they weren’t elbowing each other or trying to mess each other up, otherwise, they would’ve made a mess, and that would’ve been enough to drive Zo up the wall. Groggily, they made their way to the already prepped coffee pot, grabbed a cup of joe, and sat down on one of the bar stools to watch the chaos unfold in front of them.
“Good morning, baby!” Noah called out, pouring some batter into their waffle maker.
“Good morning, sunshine!” Nick parroted, flipping some pancakes while also cracking an egg open.
“Ha, I said it first,” Noah sneered.
“I said it better,” Nick huffed.
Zo shook their head, stopping the both of them before things escalated.
“Boys, stop. It’s not even 10 am and you’re bickering.”
“Sorry, sorry,” Nick said, returning to his work.
“Nice going, butthead.”
“Shut up!”
“Stop arguing or I’m gonna flick you both on the nose,” Zo grumbled.
The two of them immediately fell silent and returned to their cooking, giving Zo a nice respite.
They knew Nick and Noah meant well, and they all loved each other very much; it just got annoying when the two of them competed for Zo’s love, even though it was very clear that Zo loved them both equally. They were already competitive as friends, so this was probably just an extension of that. But Zo preferred their competitiveness to stay confined to Mario Party rather than their actual relationship.
When they finished, they both presented Zo with their dishes. Nick had made sunny side up eggs, sausages, and pancakes, while Noah did waffles, hash browns, and bacon. Zo was grateful that the two acting toxic towards each other didn’t lower their cooking quality because every part of the meal was amazing.
“So, who’s meal did you like better?” Nick asked, smiling.
Zo swallowed, making sure to keep the suspense high.
“I liked both of them. I just feel like you two could’ve made it even better if you worked together instead of competing with each other.”
Nick and Noah were dumbfounded, staring at Zo, then at each other. After Zo finished eating, both of them cleaned up in silence—though Zo could swear they were scowling at each other, which didn’t bode well for that day. It was time to nip it in the bud before it ever grew into something malicious.
“What’s wrong, boys?” Zo asked, sounding more like a parent rather than a concerned partner.
They said nothing, still scowling at each other while they scrubbed the dishes. Zo groaned.
“Look, it’s best if we talk about our feelings now before things get dicey. So, would anyone mind telling me what’s up?”
“Nothing,” they both mumbled, continuing to clean.
Zo rolled their eyes. It was clear that they weren’t going to get anything out of either of them. They went around, making sure to finish up any last remaining chores before the other two came up behind them. Both of them seemed to finish cleaning quickly, allowing Zo to let out a sigh of relief.
“Happy birthday, Zo! Hope you don’t think we forgot.”
Zo smiled. “How could I? You only make a big deal out of it every year.”
“Well, this year, I made the executive decision to stay in for the night. Give you a night to rest.”
“Hey, I suggested it first!” Noah piped in.
Zo rolled their eyes. “That sounds lovely, you two. Thank you.”
“Ooh, Zo! You should open my gift first!” Noah said.
“I think they’d like my gift better,” Nick butted in.
“Ookay, how about you just give them both to me at the same time, and I’ll open them in whatever order I darn please?”
The two of them winced, knowing it was probably their second strike today. They both grabbed their respective gifts in silence, presenting them like a jester would present gifts to a king.
Then further down, there were some gay romance novels, all of which were in Zo’s wishlist for that year. There were some drawing materials, like pencils, a sketchbook, and colored pencils. And finally, there was a beautiful bracelet that Zo could add charms to. All in all, Zo loved every part of the gift.
“Woah, Noah, how did you afford any of this?”
“I’ve been saving up for today,” he smirked.
“You didn’t have to do all this for me!”
“You say that all the time, and to be frank, I do. Because you’re so gosh darn cute.”
“Hey, what about me?” Nick asked.
“It’s not your birthday, is it?”
“Okay, how about Nick’s present?” Zo said, trying to dissuade them from arguing any more than they already had done.
Nick handed over his present, which when opened, was a box marked “Memories”. Inside was a collection of memorabilia from the various years they all spent together, as well as a scrapbook, collecting photographs of important moments in their history. There was the time they went to the carnival together and Zo got really scared on the rollercoaster, the first time they all went to the movies together, their first date as a throuple (as well as their first dates for each of the pairings), and even every one of their anniversaries together. At the end of the scrapbook, there were some empty slots left, so there was a lot of room to grow as more memories were had.
It was incredibly cheesy, and Zo loved it.
“Aw, babe.”
“I know,” Nick grinned.
“This is so cute. Thank you.”
“What about mine?” Noah said, panic in his voice. “Did you like mine?”
“Duh, obviously. I love both of your gifts. Thank you so much.”
“But who’s do you like better? Cause mine has more stuff in it.”
“Mine has more memories in it, bozo.”
“Mine has more use cases! Yours is just something to look and smile at.”
“Mine’s cuter, so ha!”
“Enough! I love both of your gifts equally! How many times do I have to say that?”
Zo cringed; they hadn’t meant to snap like that. Normally they were good about keeping their cool and you could tell by the expressions on Noah’s and Nick’s faces. It was just too much for Zo; the competition and toxicity. It felt like they had dialed it up to eleven for that day specifically.
They all fell silent; Zo trying to calm themself down while Noah and Nick searched for something to say. Noah spoke first, trying to break the uncomfortable tension between them.
“I’m sorry it got to this point.”
“I’m sorry too,” Nick agreed. “We shouldn’t have been arguing so much. We know how much you love us both.”
Zo sighed. “I just love you both so much. Seeing you two argue like this—over me, of all things—it was just aggravating. It doesn’t make sense to me.”
“What doesn’t?”
“Fighting over who I love more? Like… first of all, you two are also dating. We’re all in a throuple. So it doesn’t really make sense to fight your partner over this kind of thing, at least not to me. And it doubly doesn’t make sense when you both know I love you equally. You know?”
“Well, I just wanna show you how much I love you,” Nick said sincerely, rubbing Zo’s shoulder as a way to apologize; his heart sinking to the floor.Â
“Same here. And we’re both competitive people, especially with each other…” Noah scratched the back of his neck and guilt marked his face as his features softened.
“But why compete in a game when you both already have the gold medal?” Zo’s voice was filled with a mixture of exhaustion and confusion.
Nick shrugged with a slight frown on his lips. “It’s easier to know how much love you can give when you have a benchmark. And for us, we have each other as benchmarks. I guess.”
 “Speak for yourself,” Noah admitted, shooting a piercing glare towards Nick. “I only do it because you put me up to it.” He crossed his arms in front of his chest.
“Well, there you go,” Zo said, lowering their head before they sighed, a little disappointed.
There was a brief silence before Nick spoke up again.
“There you go… what?” He blinked a few times, not quite catching what Zo meant with their statement.Â
“Nothing. I just didn’t know what to say after that,” Zo mumbled, their head still lowered.
“Oh.”
They fell into another break of almost hurtful silence. It was longer than before and the air between them was getting more uncomfortable with each second of quietness that passed. The tension was thick enough to cut with a knife. They just sat there, unsure what to do or say, before Noah piped in again.
“Well, again… I’m sorry. We won’t argue over who you love more or who loves you more again.” Noah let his arms fall to his sides, his guilty eyes wandering between Nick and Zo.Â
“I’m sorry too. We didn’t realize our competitiveness would cause such a fuss,” Nick's voice was a little quiet but filled with sincerity. He looked at Noah in apology, who returned his gaze and smiled softly. Then, he looked to Zo with the same look, trying to gauge what they were feeling.
“I mean, I don’t mind it when you get competitive—but not when it comes to love. I’ve said before how much it doesn’t make sense to me to do that.” Zo turned their head to look at their lovers.
“Right. And we know now,” Nick nodded in understanding, Noah doing the same as they both looked at Zo.
“Now, can we enjoy your birthday like we were meant to be doing?” Noah proposed with a heartfelt smile, trying to lift the mood as much as he could. He knew Zo couldn’t stay mad for too long.Â
“Well, not yet. I have one thing in mind you can do to make up for what just happened,” Zo explained calmly, grinning internally at the idea they had in mind.
“What?” Nick asked, tilting his head in curiosity.
“You two need to kiss and make up. You’ve been arguing all day and you need to apologize to each other.” Zo couldn’t hide their mischievous smirk after they suggested the idea, eyeing Noah and Nick expectantly.Â
“Oh, come on. Noah’s fine!” Nick stated and used his arms to point toward Noah’s direction.
“Well, you did say some hurtful stuff earlier,” the older one admitted, trying for a mischievous voice, but his tone revealed that he actually felt kind of hurt and offended by Nick earlier.
“Only because you were saying hurtful shit as well!” Nick tried to defend himself.
Zo cleared their throat as obnoxiously as possible. Nick received the message well, straightening up.
“I’m sorry. I’ll watch my mouth next time.”
“I’m sorry too. I love you, bro.”
“I love you too, babe,” he said, emphasizing the last word as annoyingly as possible.
Nick and Noah looked at Zo expectantly, and Zo just nodded, a wide grin on their face. They leaned in, kissing each other, acting as if they haven’t done it at least 5 billion times before. Both of them grimaced, while Zo squealed at the sight like a schoolgirl.
“Ah, nothing better than having two boys kiss me than watching two boys kiss.”
“Oh, come here, you!”
The two of them dove at Zo, showering them with as many kisses as possible, occasionally stopping to give each other kisses as well. They rounded out the day with rounds of Mario Party, Mario Kart, and Super Smash Bros, each partner winning one game respectively. Then they all made lunch and dinner together, complimenting each other over the meal. Nick commented on how cheesy it was, prompting Zo and Noah to flip him off while he just laughed.
Finally, they finished the night with a round of cuddles in their big bed.
“Today was great, babes,” Zo said, smiling. “I love you both.”
“We love you too,” Nick and Noah said at the exact same time, then cringing at themselves. Zo laughed at that, then grinned uncontrollably when they proceeded to make out passionately in front of them.
“That was one of the best gifts you’ve ever gotten me,” was all Zo commented, prompting both of them to smack them with their pillows.
A nasty pillow fight ensued, which had them all giggling like they were at a slumber party. Eventually, the night ended in a steamy make out session before they got ready for bed.
“Good night gamers,” Zo chuckled.
“Good night, birthday boy,” the other two said before Nick turned out the lights.
It was a beautiful set-up, with Nick being the big spoon, Zo being in the middle, and Noah being the little spoon. It also helped that all of them went to bed shirtless—what with the heat of the summer night—so it was skin on skin on skin. Zo was in relative bliss; an almost heaven-like slumber. They smiled to themselves as they drifted off to bed; they wouldn’t trade any of this for the world.
