Greetings Great and Powerful Merasmus! I was unable attendee at Wizardcon this year and hear your lecture about living with a non-wizard. Perhaps you could provide a brief summary here?
It is no mystery that every great wizard has a familiar, or apprentice.
sadly, with today's job market, and the sudden commercial release of "magic tricks", true beings with magical might are scarce, and those that truly have what it takes are already masters. As such, having a non-wizard, more colloquially known as "muggles", is the main option that wizards are starting to try. I am here to tell you, that only if you have the right disciplinary tactics, and don't happen upon a man with no fear of death, will you be successful. I provided the attendees with three main necessities for living with non wizards.
NO SPELLS ARE FORBIDDEN. with luck, you may find a non-wizard with a complete dumbstruck fascination with wizardry, and can use this to bend them to your will
THERE ARE PLENTY OF NEWTS IN THE JAR. The great thing about wizardry, especially in my home area of upper badlands, is it is somehow spectacularly easy to get away with accidentally using a transfiguring spell on them to turn them into a dead body, leaving you to find a brand new non-wizard
IF IT IS JUST A LIVING ARRANGEMENT, run. they will take your castle and bury your refrigerator. Unless they have services to provide you with (dusting magical libraries, doing the dishes, etc.), then they will only do you harm.
YOU ARE NO WIZARD, YOU ARE BUT A MORTAL ATTEMPTING TO STEAL MY SECRETS
YOU HAVE FOOLED ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. I SHALL NOW MAKE YOUR TUMBLR URL COME TRUE.
NOW MY ZOMBIE MINION, JOIN THE ATTACK!
