So i bought this bedsheet set. It's supposedly reversible, and i was kinda meh on one pattern but liked the other and was like fine, i'll just use the one side, that works for me. The package had it all folded up to look like two complete sets, but i was like pfff i know what reversible means, it's just the one. you can't fool me, capitalism!

well. i uh. i don't think i could have anticipated that they didn't know what reversible means because this is what the sheet looks like.

LEAVE ME FIC COMMENTS TO MAKE ME HEAL FASTER! I LOVE YOU!

anyways this was me trying to milk this curse for all it's worth. If the gods are gonna keep trying to destroy me, I'm at LEAST gonna use it for attention ;)

Okay! Kidney infection became infected kidney stone became Problems. Flew down to LA to be with beloveds while I healed, pretty much immediately wound up in the ER with ever increasing pain. I spent Sat/Sun/most of Monday in hospital, had surgery Monday afternoon and they nuked the stone, now I'm back out and sore as shit but finally on the mend.